
Q: What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?
A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.
Q: How many liberals does it take to change a light Bulb?
A: At least ten, as they will need to have a discussion about whether or not the light bulb exists. Even if they can agree upon the existence of the light bulb they still may not change it to keep from alienating those who might use other forms of light.
Q: How many liberals does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Let George Bush fix it! It’s his fault it’s dark anyway!
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a liberal Democrat. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were liberal Democrats too. Not really knowing what a liberal Democrat was, but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands flew up into the air.
There was, however, one exception. A girl named Lucy had not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.' Because I'm not a liberal Democrat.''Then,' asks the teacher, 'What are you?''Why I'm a proud conservative Republican,' boasts the little girl.
The teacher, a little perturbed and her face slightly red, asked Lucy why she is a conservative Republican.'Well, I was brought up to trust in myself instead of relying on an intrusive government to care for me and do all of my thinking. My Dad and Mom are conservative Republicans, and I am a conservative Republican too.'The teacher, now angry, loudly says, 'That's no reason! What if your Mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?'She pauses, and lets out a smile. 'Then,' Lucy says, 'I'd be a liberal Democrat.'
Friday, March 31, 2006
Friday Funnies!!!!!
Posted by Unknown at 3/31/2006 07:46:00 AM View Comments
Wednesday, March 29, 2006
Cheney
Cheney: The Radio and T.V. correspondents dinner. I may not be a big fan of Cheney, but I pee'd a little laughing so hard. It was pretty funny.
If you missed it, you suck.
Never thought the guy had such a good sense of humor.It was a classic.
Posted by Unknown at 3/29/2006 07:07:00 PM View Comments
Dems are gonna git that mean ol Bin Laden!!!

One of my biggest problems with the left is their inability to do anything other than criticize the right on the WOT,(well and anything else).
So now they are coming out with this tough guy,"we'll get Bin Laden for ya'll", stance,and I can't help but laugh.
"We need a new direction on national security, and leaders with policies that are tough and smart. That is what Democrats offer," Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid, D-Nev., said in remarks prepared for delivery Wednesday.
Yeah,well guess what Harry, you can't be tough in regard to national security when every single time you try to do something that will actually catch the "bad guy", it's splashed across page one of the Post the next day. And ripped apart by frothy mouthed liberals and glossy eyed Kool-Aid sipping Hollywierd elitists.
Furthermore Harry, you can't have wide open borders, and expect that only sweet little strawberry pickers are going to come on in. And Harry,face facts, you can spin it anyway you want, but the path we are on right now is the only path.
Clinton's bomb lobbing and pandering didn't work. Ass kissing and fruit baskets are not going to stop our ENEMY from, as I will quote from a hilarious movie, bringing about,"9/11 times a thousand." If Gore had been in office, I can envision that we'd be on resolution #5,641 in regard to Iraq. Please go back to your sandbox, we need adults, not whiny little kids.
Get real Harry, you, and your ilk have nothing, nothing at all, to offer.
Posted by Unknown at 3/29/2006 08:56:00 AM View Comments
Tuesday, March 28, 2006
Going a round: Baldwin vs. Hannity

I think I may have pee'd a little last night watching Hannity and Colmes. I was just laughing so hard.
I know you all have heard about it, but it deserves a small post. Because even though they both acted like school yard bullies, Hannity had some good questions, and he's right; Alec Baldwin lived up to the image I have clearly in my mind of him; a mean, loud, nasty,elitist p*ssy.
Come on Alec, you're all mouth, grow a pair and take Hannity on. Just let me know when, so I can make sure the cocktails are flowing, and I have a good seat. Wouldn't want to miss it for the world.
Posted by Unknown at 3/28/2006 07:17:00 AM View Comments
Monday, March 27, 2006
ILLEGAL Aliens

Are you are a legal citizen of America, and do you believe that we should close the borders, and heavily fine, and punish employers who hire illegal aliens? Do you feel that we have let the open borders go unchecked for too long?
Are you tired of hearing about how your child's school cannot afford the supplies they need, and that class sizes are too large; that your legal citizen children cannot get the education that you pay for with your hard earned tax dollars?
Sick of local area hospitals closing, because they just can't pay for every illegal who uses the E.R. as a primary care physician, and then don't pay?
Tired of turning on the ten o'clock news and hearing of yet another border tunnel that was used to bring all kinds of drugs and whatnot's into our country? Or about illegal aliens who are in gangs, that kill people, sell those drugs, and generally play havoc on the legal citizens own neighborhoods?
Sick of hearing about van loads of illegals overturning on the freeway, resulting in not only the deaths of the immigrants themselves, but the deaths of American citizens as well, because the ass that was driving didn't have a license, or he was driving on the wrong side of the freeway?
Grown angry at our canyons, parks, private property and preserves along the borders being thrashed? Littered and mutilated?
If any of these things apply to you, then you are a racist Nazi. You couldn't possibly just be fed up. Nor could you possibly just want what's good for our nation, before it turns into a 3rd world cesspool.
You are a racist. And even though you may be concerned about all illegals, apparently, the only ones you really hate are the Mexicans.
If you are a legal resident, fed up, and you you feel the need to protest, watch out, because you may get your ass kicked. Or, you may be stalked.
Never mind the fact that you are an American citizen, never mind the fact that those stalking you, or kicking your ass have no right to even be here, be prepared to fight.
Yeah, well enough sarcasm. I am just so disgusted with this issue, that I physically feel ill. It's one thing to support LEGAL immigration. It's another to support ILLEGAL immigration. We can no longer afford to have open borders. We have citizens in our own country that need jobs, that need aid, that need housing. It's not racist to want what is best for your country. And amnesty to millions upon millions of low income, often criminal immigrants is not what's best.
What IS messed up is this:
"A Mexican government official has threatened to use international courts to block an Arizona law meant to prohibit illegal aliens from receiving public benefits and voting rights." Who the hell are they to TELL us what to do in our own country?
This is royally screwed:From Diggers Realm:
While many of our own do not enjoy homeownership....."Citibank has been offering illegal aliens mortgages by using Taxpayer ID numbers instead of Social Security numbers to bypass the fact that these people are illegal aliens. On top of this they are actually giving these illegal aliens special treatment they wouldn't even extend to US citizens. This is an outrage. To the millions of Americans who cannot afford a home this is simply indefensible."
I'm Pro-LEGAL immigration. If people think they can come here, and break the law,do we want them as citizens? I don't. It's time to clean house.
Posted by Unknown at 3/27/2006 07:39:00 AM View Comments
Friday, March 24, 2006
Friday Funnies!!!
Senator Hillary Clinton was invited to address a major gathering of
the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upper New York State. She
spoke for almost an hour on her future plans for increasing every
Native American's present standard of living, should she one day become the
1st female president.
She referred to her career as a New York
Senator, and how she had signed "YES" for every Indian issue that
came to her desk for approval. Although the Senator was vague on the
details of her plan, she seemed most enthusiastic about her future
ideas for helping her "red sisters and brothers".
At the conclusion of her speech, the Tribes presented the Senator
with a plaque inscribed with her new Indian name -" Walking Eagle."
The proud Senator then departed in her motorcade, waving to the crowds.
A news reporter later inquired of the group of chiefs as to how they came to
select the new name given to the Senator.
They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.
Posted by Unknown at 3/24/2006 09:08:00 AM View Comments
Thursday, March 23, 2006
You Libbies wanted proof?
"It is understandable why many well-meaning citizens are worried about the course of this war, but they should carefully consider the manner in which they express their concerns. Above all, they should not fall for ploys of domestic radicals who seek to subvert America by limiting the government’s ability to fight the enemy whose consuming goal is our destruction."
The Media is not left leaning AT ALL!!!!!! Sure.......
A top producer at ABC NEWS declared "Bush makes me sick" in an email obtained by the DRUDGE REPORT.
John Green, currently executive producer of the weekend edition of GOOD MORNING AMERICA, unloaded on the president in an ABC company email obtained by the DRUDGE REPORT.
"If he uses the 'mixed messages' line one more time, I'm going to puke," Green complained.
The blunt comments by Green, along with other emails obtained by the DRUDGE REPORT, further reveal the inner workings of the nation's news outlets.
A friend of Green's at ABC says Green is mortified by the email. "John feels so badly about this email. He is a straight shooter and great producer who is always fair. That said, he deeply regrets the sentiment expressed in the email and the embarrassment it causes ABC News."
Yup, he's SUPER EMBARRASSED, that he got caught. Just a funny little tidbit for ya'll.
Posted by Unknown at 3/23/2006 11:24:00 AM View Comments
Tuesday, March 21, 2006
Answer this.....................

Here's the breakdown..... ALLEGEDLY: Last November, a group of Marines shot and killed 15 "innocent civilians" in Haditha,Iraq. The story goes that one of their own was killed in a roadside bombing and they went into the village and in their grief and rage, killed a whole bunch of innocent people. That's the story anyway. Short version.
You've got Iraqi civilians claiming that the Marines; highly trained Marines, for some reason, because one guy was killed in a roadside bombing,went batsh*t and mowed down civilians .
Here are the questions to ask yourself.
1) They didn't go into any random houses,they went to a house that the neighbors and others all said had, not an alleged, but, a real Al Quaeda member in it.
2)In one of the most recent articles, culled from Michael Moore's website (don't want to be accused of using far right propaganda) there is this:"a blackened corpse was missing legs and forearms." Hmmmm....Bullets blackened and removed limbs, that's a new one.
3) There is no video evidence of the incident itself. It's the Marines words against a town of people that are known to harbor insurgents, who happily kill indiscriminately.(Funny how when they kill numerous children, they are still embraced as "freedom fighters" by the left. While Marines acting in the line of duty are tried and hung by the left on a daily basis.)
4)Look at the wording used in a Time Inc. piece,"lost one of their own to a deadly insurgent attack and believed they were under fire." Why did they believe they were under fire? Because they were?
5)7:15 a.m. on Nov. 19, a U.S. humvee was struck by a powerful IED attached to a large propane canister, triggered by remote control. The only town that had inhabitants close enough to trigger the remote were in Haditha.This is not debated by anyone.
6)8 of the men killed were enemy combatants. One was a member of Al Quaeda.
So, these few questions one must ask themselves. Here you have a situation, where a roadside bomb killed one and injured two other Marines. Marines regularly stationed near Haditha have had major issues with bombs and small arms fire around that area.
One of the houses allegedly "hit" had a member of Al Quaeda in it. Iraqi forces there did nothing to stop it, or protect the inhabitants.
You must also ask yourselves this question: If you were fighting in a war with an enemy that wears no uniform, who regularly uses children as both bait and as fodder, to carry out deadly assaults,and one of your good friends had just been killed, you were under fire, and you reached the destination from whence the fire came, would you pause? Would you ask to see I.D. or would you shoot? Ask questions later?
I am in no way excusing, or saying that it is O.K. to kill civilians intentionally, but one must factor in all the aspects of the situation. So, I ask that those who so readily jump on the blame the Marines and America band wagon, at least wait, ask themselves some serious questions, and wait. At least until a REAL verdict is brought down in this case. This isn't a conventional war.
Posted by Unknown at 3/21/2006 05:59:00 PM View Comments
Monday, March 20, 2006
Some people shouldn't vote. Could that be you?

In 2004 we had a prime example of why some people shouldn't vote. The fact that sKerry got as many votes as he did shows the level of stupidity those on the left suffer from. Over and over I heard the same thing. "I'm just voting for sKerry because he isn't Bush".
You vote for someone only because he isn't the other guy? This someone being the man who will be running our entire country???? What the heck???? Listen people, that is not a valid reason to vote for someone. If you can't say, "I'm voting for this guy because...." and list at least 3 reasons, you should not be able to vote at all.
The reason I bring up voting, is because here, in San Diego, we've got a big fight between 18 different candidates for the 50th congressional district. One, Brian Bilbray, is being touted as the guy to vote for, if you are a Republican, and I can see people jumping quickly on this bandwagon. I myself am researching further. I don't think you should just vote for whom you are told to vote for. I've never been a straight party ticket voter, but the Democrat front runner, Busby, she's a joke.
Too many people are like my husband, who thankfully can't vote yet. He says I should vote for Alan Uke, because his name is pronounced U.K., as in the place he's from. Sorry honey, that's just not good enough for me.
I think too, you've got to like the person you're voting for, even a little.
So, I will take my time and really give thought to the person I want to fill the vacant spot the "Dukester" left. It's vitally important that we elect someone who isn't a corrupt scumbag, as the "Duke" turned out to be. And it's equally important that we elect someone with some thought.
Again, if you can't list at least 3 reasons for voting for a specific candidate, you should not be able to vote at all.
Posted by Unknown at 3/20/2006 07:33:00 AM View Comments
Friday, March 17, 2006
Special St. Patrick's Day Friday Funnies....
Top Ten Punchlines to Dirty Irish Jokes
By Letterman
10. She's out in the barn making Bailey's Irish Cream.
9. I thought 'Dublin' was having sex with twins.
8. Here's one snake St. Patrick didn't chase out of Ireland.
7. That's not the Blarney Stone, but don't stop kissing it.
6. I saw Ellen DeGeneres and Anne Heche practicing their Gaelic.
5. Lord of the Dance? More like 'Lord of my pants'!
4. These lucky charms are magically delicious!
3. Keep looking -- I know there's a shamrock in there somewhere.
2. That is my thick Irish brogue, and yes, I'm happy to see you.
1. Ted Kennedy.
Posted by Unknown at 3/17/2006 07:57:00 AM View Comments
Thursday, March 16, 2006
More P.C.B.S.

Today I opened the newspaper and was confronted with such a blatant show of politically correct horse puckey, that I almost passed out.
"Local public high school students contemplating a St. Patrick's Day carnival decided they would rename the event Green Day. They were worried over the constitutional implications, apparently."
My two cents..... HAPPY ST.PATRICKS DAY!!!! Just an excuse to get drunk and wear green anyway.
Posted by Unknown at 3/16/2006 07:54:00 AM View Comments
Wednesday, March 15, 2006
I'm so happy!!!!
In a new Poll taken by Pew Research center, Republicans are just plain happier people than Democrats.
Posted by Unknown at 3/15/2006 11:24:00 AM View Comments
Saddam: No lollipop for this bad boy....

Saddam Hussein, acting like a crabby 2 year old, has closed down the show again.
Am I the only one who thinks it would have been wise to have "accidentally" dropped an armed grenade down his hidey hole?
Saddam went on to say, "Let the (Iraqi) people unite and resist the invaders and their backers. Don't fight among yourselves," he said, praising the insurgency. "In my eyes, you are the resistance to the American invasion."
Hey Saddam, if you'd stepped down, there wouldn't have been any bloodshed. If you'd thought so much of the "great Iraqi people", you'd have abdicated. No, you let them down even in the first few days, lying to them, telling them half truths and straight out lies.
I don't know how they run their courts down there, but the assh*le,um,the ex-dictator,uh, president; admitted to the killings he's on trial for. Fine, guilty, sentence him to death and be done with it.
Posted by Unknown at 3/15/2006 07:52:00 AM View Comments
Monday, March 13, 2006
P.C.B.S. Spreading the world over....

Many that visit here know my feelings toward the current Politically Correct push by the bleeding heart liberals on the left.
Things like, grading students papers in purple, not red ink, so as not to hurt students widdle feewings. Or Black History month. Banning Boy Scouts from parks, because of their views, but not banning gay pride parades from public streets. The hypocrisy, the insane pandering. Makes me sick.
From Tongue Tied:
Inuit Offense
Viewers in the UK are complaining that a Land Rover ad featuring a sled-driving Eskimo being outrun in the snow by a four-by-four is racist and disrespectful of Inuit culture, according to Brand Republic.
In the ad, the sledder is so distracted by the Land Rover that he crashes into a pile of snow and is left chasing after the runaway sled. In addition to denigrating Inuit culture, the viewers complained that the ad encouraged behavior harmful to the environment.
GIVE ME A F-ING BREAK ALREADY.
It's a commercial. FICTION. Made up..... Geez people, chill. It's like Janet Jackson's boob....I saw it, what there was of it, for that whole 2 seconds. Believe me, I am not scarred for life.
Posted by Unknown at 3/13/2006 08:31:00 AM View Comments
Friday, March 10, 2006
Friday Funnies!!!!
THE ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER -Classic
Classic Version:
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.
The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.
Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold.
Modern Version:
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.
The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.
Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving.
CBS, PBS, CNN, NBC and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.
America is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?
Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper, and everybody cries when they sing "It's Not Easy Being Green."
Jesse Jackson stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house where the news stations film the group singing "We shall overcome". Jesse then has the group kneel down to pray to God for the grasshopper's sake.
Al Gore exclaims in an interview with Peter Jennings that the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and calls for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his "fair share."
Finally, the EEOC drafts the "Economic Equity and Anti-Grasshopper Act", retroactive to the beginning of the summer.
The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the government.
Hillary gets her old law firm to represent the grasshopper in a defamation suit against the ant, and the case is tried before a panel of federal judges that Bill appointed from a list of single-parent welfare recipients. The ant loses the case.
The story ends as we see the grasshopper finishing up the last bits of the ant's food while the government house he is in, which just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles around him because he doesn't maintain it.
The ant has disappeared in the snow.
The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident and the house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the once peaceful neighborhood.
Posted by Unknown at 3/10/2006 08:16:00 AM View Comments
Wednesday, March 08, 2006
Page 9? That's B*llsh*t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So, I come home from work today, pour myself a nice glass of Chardonnay,and sit down to read the front page section of the newspaper. So I get to page 9, and there this story there that made me choke on my lovely 1997 coastal.
Some assf*ck Muslim in North Carolina rented a Jeep, and attempted to mow down as many of the students gathered in "The Pit" @ the University of North Carolina as he could.
"Mohammed Reza Taheri-azar, a 22-year-old Iran native, told investigators he wanted to "avenge the deaths or murders of Muslims around the world."
Dude, the guy is a friggin' terrorist. I say send him to GITMO.
From Jihad Watch I quote this,"in response to a reporter’s question, he confirmed that, “Yes,” it was his intention to murder those he hit with the SUV he had just rented. In the 9-1-1 call he had made after the attack, he told the operator that he did this “to punish the government of the United States.”
Uh, this guy needs to have his ass kicked kung foo style.
Posted by Unknown at 3/08/2006 05:53:00 PM View Comments
Tuesday, March 07, 2006
NSA: The spies who shagged no one....
So, the left, and some Republicans are all on fire over the NSA wiretapping crap.
But really, that's all it is. Crap.
I'm on the phone with my friend Sue. We are discussing a myriad of topics, such as the best place to get a Brazilian wax, how many times today we thought of ice cold beer or maybe, just maybe, we are discussing that thing about that guy and the girl he's seeing that is also seeing someone else.Or maybe they are both seeing others? Damn, what a conundrum.
Now, is someone listening in? WHO GIVES A FLYING F*CK????????? If someone happened to listen in on my private personal conversations with Sue, they'd probably be bored to tears. Good on them. If the next person they listen to happens to be an assh*le terrorist, bent on killing thousands of people, and they stop him. Even better.
I've got nothing to hide.... Do you?
Now, for those of you who think I'm stupid, a little fun......
Posted by Unknown at 3/07/2006 06:48:00 PM View Comments
Outlining the War on Terror
Bloviating Bill outlines the successes and the issues around the WOT.
"The president is deeply involved with a very specific long-term strategy to fight terrorism and the trip [to Pakistan] was part of it."
Fact:"Right now the countries of Iran, Syria, and the out-of-control northern border areas of Pakistan harbor and finance terrorists. These places are, of course, enemies of the USA."
Posted by Unknown at 3/07/2006 10:00:00 AM View Comments
Carnival of the GOP Bloggers
Please take a moment to peruse the carnival of GOP bloggers.Wonderful insight from GOP bloggers around the country.
Posted by Unknown at 3/07/2006 08:37:00 AM View Comments
Monday, March 06, 2006
Bab's! Whatcha been smokin'?
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In a classic display, showing clearly why the Hollyweird elite should shut the f*ck up and stay out of politics; Bab's, Uh, Barbara Streisand, tries to bitch about Mr. President, and makes herself look even more ridiculous than her singing does.
My favorite part is how she whines that Bush was a "C" student. Yeah, b*tch, at YALE. You, dear, never made it to college now did you? Next......
Posted by Unknown at 3/06/2006 04:08:00 PM View Comments
Saturday, March 04, 2006
Me Speak English....

In this oh, so, politically correct hellhole that America is rapidly sinking into, a man may lose his job because he speaks English. And is proud of it.
I'm not sure about Colorado, where this gentleman is from, but here in California, English is THE OFFICIAL LANGUAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yet people seem to forget that as they stumble over each other to ass kiss those who can't be bothered to learn our native tongue.
Friends.... that's both P.C. and a load of B.S.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The map above shows the states in blue that accept English as their official language per our states constitutions.
Posted by Unknown at 3/04/2006 06:24:00 PM View Comments
Friday, March 03, 2006
Friday Funnies!!!

On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed on a sheep-and-cattle ranch outside Roswell, an incident they say has been covered up by the military.
March 31, 1948, nine months after that day, Al Gore was born.
That clears up a lot of things.
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Now, strange laws from around the country:
In Zion, Ill., it is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animals kept as pets.
In Carmel, N.Y., a man can't go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match.
In Gary, Ind., persons are prohibited from attending a movie house or other theater and from riding a public streetcar within four hours of eating garlic.
In Miami, it's illegal for men to be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
In St. Louis, it's illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket.
In Baltimore, it's illegal to throw bales of hay from a second-story window within the city limits.It's also illegal to take a lion to the movies.
In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.
In California, animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
In Pennsylvania, "any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue."
In Carrizozo, N.M., it's forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public (includes legs and face).
In Los Angeles, a man is legally entitled to beat his wife with a leather belt or strap, but the belt can't be wider than 2 inches, unless he has his wife's consent to beat her with a wider strap.
In Kentucky, "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club".
Posted by Unknown at 3/03/2006 07:28:00 AM View Comments
Thursday, March 02, 2006
Conspiracy Theory Smackdown!!!
I love sparring with crackpot conspiracy theorists, they just make me laugh so hard, it's frankly better than watching an episode of The Family Guy.So, I give you this gem. It's by an anonymous source, but let's just say, this was the end of a long debate. And I thought it was pretty darned funny. (The debate was who was responsible for 9/11.
"The fact of the matter is it doesn’t make sense that Bush was cooperating with Bin Laden or the Saudi's or which ever Middle Eastern country was behind 9/11."
Bush - "We want to help you plan a terrorist attack in the US"
Terrorist - "Okaaayy.... how come?"
Bush - "I have my reasons"
Terrorist - "?? Well alright I guess, let's do it. What do you have in mind?"
Bush - "Well first you hijack some planes...etc."
Terrorist - "That's awesome!! Sounds expensive though"
Bush - "Don't worry we'll pay for it"
Terrorist - "Wow really?... wait come on, why are you really doing this? You obviously know that my organization despises the West and has a jihad against you"
Bush - "I told you I have my reasons"
Terrorist - "You're not going to come and invade the Middle East afterwards are you?
Bush - "No, I pinky swear"
Now we all know what happened next...
Terrorist - "What the fuck you pinky sweared!!! Why are you invading us?"
Bush - "Ha ha SUCKER!! I had my fingers crossed"
Terrorist - "WHAT?....Why I oughta'.....!!!"
I know that was silly but seriously do you think this is what the terrorists wanted? The US systematically invading Middle Eastern countries? Why aren't THEY blowing the whistle on Bush?"
Gave me a laugh. -Jenn
Posted by Unknown at 3/02/2006 02:53:00 PM View Comments
Wednesday, March 01, 2006
Screw Amnesty

I support LEGAL immigration. I also support the deportation of the 11-13 million illegals in this country. I think we should build a wall 75 feet high and 50 feet thick on both borders, and hang a sign on them saying, thanks, but we're closed.
So, it is with much glee I give you the following phone numbers of the men and women on the Senate Judiciary Committee, that will decide on the newest amnesty bullsh*t.
Please, give them a call and tell them exactly what you think of allowing amnesty to these people who break the law on a daily basis just by being here. I did, every single one of them. It was fun. Please,give them a good tongue lashing. They obviously need it.
Senate Judiciary Committee:
Sen. Arlen Specter (R-PA) - 202-224-4254
Sen. Orrin G. Hatch (R-UT) - 202-224-5251
Sen. Charles E. Grassley (R-IA) - 202-224-3744
Sen. Jon L. Kyl (R-AZ) - 202-224-4521
Sen. Mike DeWine (R-OH) - 202-224-2315
Sen. Jeff Sessions (R-AL) - 202-224-4124
Sen. Lindsey O. Graham (R-SC) - 202-224-5972
Sen. John Cornyn (R-TX) - 202-224-2934
Sen. Sam Brownback (R-KS) - 202-224-6521
Sen. Thomas A. Coburn (R-OK) - 202-224-5754
Sen. Patrick J. Leahy (D-VT) - 202-224-4242
Sen. Edward M. Kennedy (D-MA) - 202-224-4543
Sen. Joseph R. Biden (D-DE) - 202-224-5042
Sen. Herbert H. Kohl (D-WI) - 202-224-5653
Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-CA) - 202-224-3841
Sen. Russ Feingold (D-WI) - 202-224-5323
Sen. Charles E. Schumer (D-NY) - 202-224-6542
Sen. Richard J. Durbin (D-IL) - 202-224-2152
Posted by Unknown at 3/01/2006 01:53:00 PM View Comments
Scams: Not just for Republicans anymore
In a world bent on slamming Republicans for every fart. We have this little gem on the other side.....
In letters sent separately by each woman to the House ethics committee, the FBI and the U.S. attorney’s office, they allege that Conyers demanded that aides work on several local and state campaigns and forced them to baby-sit and chauffeur his children. They also charge that some aides illegally used Conyers’s congressional offices to enrich themselves.
Posted by Unknown at 3/01/2006 10:35:00 AM View Comments
