Don't Give A Fuck

NSFW. Hilarious.

Gibbs Vs. Cheney

White House Press Secretary Roberts Gibbs, the clown of all clowns, is taking on Dick Cheney. Can I be the first to say, LOL? I mean Gibbs is WAY out of his league.

The best Gibbs can do is,"This is the same song and dance we've heard since literally the first day of our administration," Gibbs said. "The vice president...clearly had his facts on a number of things wrong."

This is the same guy who's answer to the e-mail scandal was....let me check to see if they are on "the list". Ad did Gibbs counter a single point? Nope.

Dick needs to come out really swinging and he needs to use the one thing that confuses Liberals most, FACT. This ought to be fun.

Keith Olbermann Sucks

He sucks so bad even his own sycophants can't defend his putrid pile of puke he calls a show. BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

Los Angeles Fires

The fires are threatening 12,000 homes and raining ash on cars as far away as downtown Los Angeles on Sunday. Two fire fighters were killed. Media tower's are threatened.

Having been through a couple of these myself I know it's frightening. Let's hope no one else get's hurt.

Welcome To Fascist America

"This used to be America!"

"It ain't no more, OK?"

Government Control Of The Internet

S.773 Bill would give president emergency control of Internet......Read it all folks, be afraid, be very afraid.

Obama's War

LOL. Cindy Sheehan has pitched her tent in Martha's Vinyard to protest the war. Hey she did get one sorta right,"....even though the facade has changed in Washington DC, the policies are still the same". Yup. But worse.

The Glenn Beck Boycott

With numerous worthless, spineless and pathetic companies caving in to leftist political pressure and removing their advertisements from Glenn Beck's show, this story surprised me a bit:

"BOND Action, Inc., a national cultural action organization, has come out in support of FOX News Channel broadcaster Glenn Beck. Beck has been under attack from the radical left-wing group ColorOfChange.org after he said last month that he believes President Obama is “a racist.” ColorOfChange.org was founded by Van Jones; a self-described “rowdy black nationalist.” Jones now serves as White House environmental advisor (czar). So far advertisers including Geico, Ally Bank, and Sargento Cheese have been intimidated into pulling ads off The Glenn Beck Show. “BOND Action, Inc.,will be working to expose the source behind the boycott and counter it,” said Founder and President, Rev. Jesse Lee Peterson."

Clearly these peeps are NOT Obama sycophants.

Good for them.

UN Out Of US Now

One more reason to kick the United Nations to the curb:

"The United Nations is recommending that children as young as five receive mandatory sexual education that would teach even pre-kindergarteners about masturbation and topics like gender violence.

Under the U.N.'s voluntary sex-ed regime, kids just 5-8 years old will be told that "touching and rubbing one's genitals is called masturbation" and that private parts "can feel pleasurable when touched by oneself."

SICK SICK SICK!!!!!!!!!! Screw the UN, they need to go. I want us out of the UN now. Dirty scum suckers.

Then there is this too....

"A United Nations official in a department that promotes "ethics, transparency and accountability" falsified his permanent address to illegally obtain what could amount to tens of thousands of dollars in family allowance and housing funds that normally go to poor and moderate-income citizens in his native France."

Pure scum.

When Democrats Attack

Dogs Rule

I just had to share this clip, made me smile so hard my cheeks hurt.

Ted Kennedy Dies: Updated

Ted Kennedy is dead. He was 77. He killed a woman a long time ago and his constituents kept reelecting him. He was a far left extremist with NIMBY issues.

May he rest.

UPDATED: We all knew this was coming....
Senator Robert Byrd:

"In his honor and as a tribute to his commitment to his ideals, let us stop the shouting and name calling and have a civilized debate on health care reform which I hope, when legislation has been signed into law, will bear his name for his commitment to insuring the health of every American."

That was fast yet predictable.

Remembering Ted Kennedy:
On the troop surge: "An immense new mistake."
On supporting Amnesty for illegals crossing the Rio Grande: "I just couldn't bear the though of anyone drowning in a river while trying to make a better life for themselves."

Apologize For Being White

"Software giant Microsoft Corp. is apologizing for altering a photo on its Web site to change the race of one of the people shown in the picture.

A photo on the Seattle-based company's U.S. Web site shows two men, one Asian and one black, and a white woman seated at a conference room table. But on the Web site of Microsoft's Polish business unit, the black man's head has been replaced with that of a white man. The color of his hand remains unchanged."

Bad Whitey.

H1N1 Swine Flu Panic: Hype or Reality

I'm curious how others feel about this Swine Flu phenomenon. Is this just a cover to take the heat off the failures of the current administration? Or could we really see deaths in the hundreds of thousands as some are reporting.

I know the Swine Flu or H1N1 is a reality but the almost crazed coverage of it seems more than a bit overdone. This morning in my newspaper there was an entire front page section dedicated to "A survival guide to the flu."

So which is it, hype or reality?

Capitalism At It's Finest

Beautiful capitalism:

"With Hummer sales down more than 60 percent in 2009, and General Motors trying to sell the entire company due to its lackluster performance, one dealer is literally pulling out the big guns to make a buck.

The Belleville-News Democrat reports that Jim Lynch Hummer in Chesterfield, Illinois has started selling firearms and ammunition from his showroom to battle the slow economy."

The Bloom Is Off The Obama

"There’s nothing like a summer vacation to rekindle a romance. So maybe a week on Martha’s Vineyard can bring back some of the magic between the Obama administration and the media........read more..."

The bloom is most definitely off the rose.

Why America Will Survive

I LOVE this guy. And patriots like him, are why America will survive.

H/T Moonbattery

FAIL

How Your Tax Dollars Are Being Spent

The White House revealed to FOX News that it hired a private communications firm to distribute mass e-mails, including unsolicited spam to help sell President Obama's health care plan.

Open Thread

Typical Obama supporter.

I'm Sorry I Voted For Obama

There is now an official site for people who are sorry they voted for Obama. I know personally many who did vote for the blighter that regret that vote deeply.

THE OFFICIAL I AM SORRY I VOTED FOR OBAMA WEBSITE

Protest Healthcare? You Are The Taliban

Dave "Pervert" Letterman's funny ha ha joke of the evening last night was,"You know about the Taliban? Over here, we call them ‘healthcare protesters'." Wow.

Let's compare shall we?

TALIBAN:

Health Care Protesters:

Oh yes David, clearly the same.

Obama: All Wee Weed Up

"There is something about August going into September where everybody in Washington gets all wee weed up!" -Barack Hussein Obama 8/20/09

Brilliance. I'd like to smoke what he's smoking.

He Is The Mob

Charlie Foxtrot: Great Town Hall Sign

Lockerbie Bomber Goes Free

I denounce my Scottish ancestry.

"EDINBURGH, Scotland — Scotland freed the terminally ill Lockerbie bomber on compassionate grounds Thursday, letting the Libyan go home to die despite American pleas to show no mercy for the man responsible for the 1988 attack that killed 270 people.

The White House declared it "deeply" regretted the Scottish decision as Abdel Baset al-Megrahi left prison and flew to Libya on an Airbus dispatched to Glasgow Airport.

Scotland's justice secretary said freeing the bomber was an expression of the Scottish people's humanity but U.S. family members of Lockerbie victims expressed outrage."

This is beyond appalling. He should have been left to die, rotting away in a prison cell until he drew his last breath. Preferably without pain meds to make his end "comfortable". Has this sick fuck once apologized. Not that there are words to even remotely atone for his slaughter of mainly college students heading home for Christmas. Did he? No, he just left to go home and die in peace with his family surrounding him, unlike the horrific deaths he meted out upon his 279 innocent victims.

Appalling.

Drill Baby Drill

Drill! Drill! Drill! But uh, not here.
"....the Obama administration is going to lend at least $2 billion to a Brazilian state-owned oil company to finance drilling off that country's shores."
Ummmm.... Uh....like...hmmmm....

The Man With An Assault Rifle @ Town Hall

It amazes me that MSNBC even has one viewer left. The blatant lies and clear desire to stoke racial hatred in this clip is classic MSNBC. Just to be clear Barack Hussein Obama is HALF BLAC, HALF. The people he shunned, his white family, are the ones who paid for his education, fed him, gave him a roof over his head and cared for him.

Screw MSNBC.

This Is Why Government Sucks

Here is why we have no money....

"A Florida teenager could face felony vandalism charges for allegedly gluing posters depicting President Obama as the Joker onto public property.

Clermont, Fla., Police Capt. Eric Jensen said the state attorney will review evidence to determine whether to charge the unidentified teenager with gluing "dozens" of the posters last week to the city's light poles, public and private buildings, bridge overpasses, road signs and a mailbox.

Jensen said damage to city property exceeded $800, and it cost roughly $200 to remove the adhesive that was used to affix the poster to the mailbox.

"If he hadn't glued them, we wouldn't be having this discussion," Jensen said. "[The adhesive] didn't come off the road signs."

Here's the reason this is so ridiculous.

"Moffitt(postal inspector) said Montgomery(lackey)scraped off the "very, very adhesive" substance used to hang the posters with a pen knife or putty knife, which removed the mailbox's blue paint. The mailbox then had to be primed and repainted, adding to labor costs, which totaled roughly $200.

"It wasn't like a Post-It note where you could easily pull it off," Moffitt said. "Nothing's free anymore."

But it could have been a lot closer to free. An employee at Home Depot suggested a $6 bottle of Goo Gone would have done the trick.

"It does take a little rubbing," the employee said."

6 bucks vs. 200. And this is why the government sucks.

Robert Novak Dead @ 78

“Always love your country — but never trust your government!" -Robert Novak.

Indeed sir. Rest in peace.

How To Fix Congress

Problem solved.
"Explorers have discovered a new species of giant rodent-eating carnivorous plant...."
LOL!!!

We Won, Again

This is getting good....Each time he fails we win.

Looks like FLAG@WHITEHOUSE.GOV is closed for business.

White House Acknowledges Unsolicited E-Mails

Passing the buck once again....Finger pointing sissy boys.
"The White House for the first time Sunday somewhat acknowledged that people across the country received unsolicited e-mails last week on health care from the administration, suggesting the problem on third-party groups it claimed placed the recipients' names on the distribution list."
Thanks Major Garrett! And Fox News.

WE WON...... OBAMA SURRENDERS

WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON.....for now.

"Bowing to Republican pressure, President Barack Obama's administration signaled on Sunday it is ready to abandon the idea of giving Americans the option of government-run insurance as part of a new U.S. health care system."

HELLS YEAH!

Shop Whole Foods

Anything that pisses off Obamabots, Libtards, Moonbats and all the other assorted unwashed masses on the left is good for you.

"In an August 11th editorial for the Wall Street Journal, John Mackey,(WHOLE FOODS CEO) outlined the Whole Foods answer to our health care crisis. Some of Mackey's suggestions, such as tort reform to protect doctors from lawsuits or reforming Medicare, aren't exactly revolutionary, but what has the on-line community up in arms lies mostly in the comments near the editorial's end: " Unfortunately many of our health-care problems are self-inflicted...Most of the diseases that kill us and account for about 70% of all health-care spending - heart disease, cancer, stroke, diabetes, and obesity - are mostly preventable through proper diet, exercise.." etc."

Good for Mackey, not a damn thing he said was actually untrue. He stood up for what he believed in even though he knew that most of his customers are raving lunatics who will boycott at the drop of a hat. Case in point, I work next door to a Whole Foods, this morning as I went to work there were a small cluster of patchouli scented Moonbats there with signs, all fired up. What are they mad about? Why Mackey dared to question "The Won".

Unfortunately I had to pass on a bitch slapping as I was on my way into work. But I did go to Whole Foods for lunch. Their Samosa's are to die for.

They are over priced and self righteous, but I will buy lunch there now at least once a week just for Mackey. I may even spring for one of those nifty 99 cent canvas baggies with their name on it. They suddenly became so much more cool.

Total Idiocy

I can't decide who's more idiotic here. The police for taking two hours to figure this out. Or the teacher for bringing realistic guns to school.

"A teacher who brought plastic replica rifles to his class prompted a lockdown of two San Diego schools when a staff member thought he was a gunman.

About 125 students and staff members were kept in classrooms as police locked down and searched the campus for two hours. Nearby Clairemont High School and a recreation center were also placed on lockdown."

How much did this cost the tax payers?

Obama's Death Threats?

They have got to be kidding.

"Experts who track hate groups across the U.S. are growing increasingly concerned over violent rhetoric targeted at President Obama."

Where the hell was their concern for 8 years as hoards of unhinged leftards called for Bush and Cheney's assassination, over and over and over again????

Hell they even made a movie out of Bush's mock assassination.

Unbelievable.

Are YOU On The List- Gibbs Vs. Garrett

Right Wingers Deny Holocust!!!

Right Wing Zealots™ who are pissed off over Obamacare and use the Obama=Hitler analogy are HOLOCAUST DENIERS!!!!!

"Evil-mongers" (Harry Reid's replacement for the "fear monger" terminology used for the last 8+ years) who dare bitch about forced socialized health care are apparently now also Antisemitic-Jew hating-Holocaust deniers.

So, let me sum this up....If you have questions about or are uncomfortable with or just plain HATE Obamacare you are:

1) A Holocaust Denier.
2) An "Evil Monger".
3) AstroTurf.
4) A teabagger.

Are we clear now?

Obamacare made easy!!!! Read it HERE!!!!!

Your Stimulus Money At Work

FREE MONEY!!!
"New York Sate used 140 million dollars of YOUR stimulus money to buy school supplies.

In order to qualify for the program you had to have already been collecting welfare and food stamps. Once you qualified you received $200 for each child you had between the age of 3 and 17.

You were not required to buy school supplies with the money. It was just a suggestion. After you got it you were free to spend the money on ANYTHING you wanted."

As usual Bob sums it all up.

Obama: Not That Brilliant

I love this clip! People said Bush was stupid?

Ummmm thanks for making the argument AGAINST Obamacare so clear Mr. President.

Obama Lied Seniors Died

Oooops he did it again, lie after lie he get's caught in, this one just from yesterday:
Obama Claim of AARP Endorsement 'Inaccurate'
"President Obama went too far when he said the seniors lobby had endorsed the legislation pending in Congress, the group's chief officer said Tuesday."

The Political Jungle Radio Tonight!!!

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Obama's Fake Town Hall Meeting

EPIC FAIL. That didn't even qualify as AstroTurf it was that shiny green stuff they use at mini golf courses.

Socialist Is The New N-Word?

Via Newsbusters:
"Did you know that when you refer to someone as a socialist, you're really calling them the N-word?

Such an astonishing hypothesis was offered by MSNBC's Carlos Watson Monday in a segment he refers to as "The 'C' Note."

Potentially even more shocking, after Watson offered this seemingly absurd opinion, Mort Zuckerman actually agreed with him."

MSNBC is off it's rocker. I mean they have lost it completely. Socialists.

Worlds Smartest Dog

H/T Moonbattery

Simply Un-American

Last week Obama called on opponents of his socialized health care to "to get out of the way" and to "not talk". Democrats have called the "well dressed" American citizens opposed to socialized health care "angry mobs". They've been accused of wearing swastika's(no one has confirmed this, ever), a death threat(never confirmed), of hanging effigies(one guy) and holding up a tombstone with the name of some a-hole congress critter on it(one guy) and they even released a video of a one birther woman who it appears they are using as the poster child against the wave of resentment we voting, tax paying Americans feel at the communist take over of our country.

Now San Fran Nan and that Hoyer punk are at fever pitch in their frenzy of fear. After 8 years of leftards burning Dubya effigies, openly calling for his, Cheney and Rumsfeld's deaths, constant screaming interruptions at townhalls, meetings and other events. After 8 years of movies about the assassination of Bush, of screams of Nazism, big brother and "no war for oil" and Bush lied they died mantra's....the left in this country is so scared they have done what only those with the mentality of a 3 year old could do....

They are calling the opposition,"simply un-American". Yes folks, grandma and grandpa, those doctors, lawyers, nurses, stay at home moms and other average every day tax paying, hard working Americans like you and I we are now UN-AMERICAN, because we oppose their desire for the complete annihilation of this country.

Nancy, Steny old chap, you don't get it. It's not JUST the healthcare. It's everything. Its the tripling of the already staggering deficit. It's the stimulus that wasn't. It's the take over of private industry. The lies, the LACK of promised transparency. You two don't get it. You want to make America something UN-AMERICAN and that, that is the problem. Health care is just the straw. The camels back was well over burdened.

You and your kind can call us mobsters, fringe nut jobs, well dressed paid shills all you want. We are writing it all down, we are documenting it all, WE are watching YOU. And come 2012, not a single person with even a finger hold on sanity would vote for another 4 years of this gestapo.

Count on it.

Photo's courtesy of TPC.

Sexy Political Quotes

“I would remind you that extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice! And let me remind you also that moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue.” -Barry Goldwater

Damn. Now THAT was hot.

Report me @ FLAG@WHITEHOUSE.GOV

I Am The Mob

Obama: The Great One Speaks

"But I don't want the folks who created the mess to do a lot of talking. I want them to get out of the way so we can clean up the mess. I don't mind cleaning up after them, but don't do a lot of talking."

Translation: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO AWAY.

Translation: BLAME BUSH.

VENT- Open Thread

Thanks Henry!

Manufactured Anger-NOT

The Democrats are scared to death of the angry AMERICANS who are flooding the townhall meetings to voice their disgust and displeasure with Obamacare.

"Harry Reid yesterday decried the “loud, shrill voices trying to interrupt town-hall meetings.”

Robert Gibbs says the anger is "manufactured".

Senator Jay Rockefeller(D) of West Virginia.....“It(the protesters/AMERICANS) disrupts the message.”

Deputy White House chief of staff Jim Messina....“If you get hit, we will punch back twice as hard..." in response to the "manufactured anger" of tens of thousands of AMERICAN VOTERS.

Nancy Pelosi, who's face LOOKS LIKE ASTROTURF, called the protesters "AstroTurf" (fake) and accused them of wearing swastika's.

Obamabots attack conservatives..."One conservative activist, interviewed at a local emergency room where he was being treated for injuries, said he was attacked by some of the individuals who were arrested as he passed out "Don't tread on me" flags."

The party of N.O.W., of ACORN, of Moveon.org, of the ACLU....the party of La Raza and Code Pink....THE PARTY OF MANUFACTURED ANGER is scared to death.

KEEP IT UP!!!!!!!

Compare the two:
Anti Obama Care protesters-

Liberal nutjob protesters:

Are we clear now.

The War On Terrorism Is Over

Yup, that's right,the war on terrorism is over. That is according to Obama and his minions.

"It's official. The U.S. is no longer engaged in a "war on terrorism." Neither is it fighting "jihadists" or in a "global war."

President Obama's top homeland security and counterterrorism official took all three terms off the table of acceptable words inside the White House during a speech Thursday.....

"The President does not describe this as a 'war on terrorism,'" said John Brennan, head of the White House homeland security office, who outlined a "new way of seeing" the fight against terrorism.

The only terminology that Mr. Brennan said the administration is using is that the U.S. is "at war with al Qaeda."

Can someone tell the terrorists?

Obama In Denial

The Truth....

Here Come The Brownshirts

TOW THE LINE or else......

"There is a lot of disinformation about health insurance reform out there, spanning from control of personal finances to end of life care. These rumors often travel just below the surface via chain emails or through casual conversation. Since we can’t keep track of all of them here at the White House, we’re asking for your help. If you get an email or see something on the web about health insurance reform that seems fishy, send it to flag@whitehouse.gov."

Anyone else think it's disturbing that our government is actively looking for snitches???? And what will they do with the information sent to them @ flag@whitehouse.gov? That's the real question here.

The author of the article, Macon Phillips, states that facts are stubborn things, indeed they are and the fact here is that this government has officially stepped over the line of propriety.

ANARCHY TIME

Obama On Health Care

More hopeychangey....The guy needs to go back and remember all he's said/promised before he opens his gaping maw.

"As President Obama repeatedly tells America that his plan for healthcare reform will not lead to the elimination of private health insurance, statements he made in 2007 and 2003 tell a different story altogether.

Obama, speaking at SEIU's New Leadership Health Care Forum on March 24, 2007, said, "My commitment is to make sure that we have universal healthcare for all Americans by the end of my first term as President."

Seems clear enough to me. Barry flip flops more than any politician I have ever seen. And that in itself is quite a feat.

Obama Joker, Smoker, Midnight Toker

Popping up in Los Angeles.....

Obama: Read My Lips-No New Taxes

But ummmm........"Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner and National Economic Council Director Larry Summers both sidestepped questions on Obama's intentions about taxes. Geithner said the White House was not ready to rule out a tax hike to lower the federal deficit; Summers said Obama's proposed health care overhaul needs funding from somewhere."

Change we can believe in.

California State Union OK's Strike

California's largest state employee union OK'd it's over paid whiners to walk out yesterday. They are bitching about furlough days.

Great, here's the plan, they strike, they walk out, FIRE THEM ALL. Great way to drop the worthless union scum.

Todd and Sarah Palin Are Getting Divorced

Several blogs and other sources are claiming the ex-Alaskan Governor, Sarah Palin and her husband Todd are heading for splitsville.

They all base this on an Alaskan blog and a National Enquirer story. While the Enquirer was correct on John Edwards and his love child, they also report 3 headed alien cat eating crack babies from hell are on a rampage in Montana. So believable.

Palin's people deny these reports via their spokeswoman on Facebook.

I may not be the biggest Palin supporter out there, but DAMN the rumors, innuendo and vile hatred aimed at her and her family is indeed unprecedented. Second only to Joe the Plumber.

When or if the Palin family themselves state they are getting a divorce THEN it's a story. And then a private one.

MSNBC Wants Beck Fired?

This from the network that owns Keith Olberdouche?

From MSNCBC'S First Read section of the website:

"The White House doesn't want to give Glenn Beck a bigger platform or extra oxygen -- especially regarding his remark yesterday that the president has "a deep-seated hatred for white people or the white culture" -- so they won't comment, even off record. Beck, after all, is a radio DJ who somehow ended up getting a national platform to give his opinion on politics. What's most amazing about this episode is that what Beck said isn't a fireable or even a SUSPENDABLE offense by his bosses. There was a time when outrageous rants like this would actually cost the ranters their jobs. But not anymore; if anything, it's now encouraged."

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Awwwww is widdle ol MSNBC a bit miffed at their numbers? Is someone (MSNBC) jealous of Glenn Becks popularity? They think that comment from Beck, which is true mind you, is somehow worse than the gelatinous bile that spews forth from the lips of Keith Olbermann??? Give me a break.

H/T Moonbattery