Well said.
Unwanted childTo Quote: El B.
Unwelcome Indonesian
Unhappy Hawaiian
Unspectacular student
Unreported graduate
Unproductive legislator
Unqualified candidate
Unfit executive
Unrelenting narcissist
Uninspiring diplomat
Unending list of shortcomings . . . . .
I dug around in my mind for a mammalian equivalent to the term "malaprop" but couldn’t find le mot juste, so I’m gonna just settle for "misguided misfuck".