The Political Jungle

Am I the only one who heard the 2 year olds booing when he walked in? Wearing his blue power tie. Laura, next to uni-brow lady looked bored before it started. And what's that I heard about Cindy Sheehan being booted? Good riddance.

Highlights:
1)Honoring Mrs. King.
2)The look on John McCain's face. Classic.
3)Loving Freedom. Fighting to keep it.
4)Finally saying that radical Islam is a load of sh*t. Out loud.
5)Leave them alone, they won't leave us alone... How true.
6)The wink at Lisa Clay.
7)Acknowledging that democracy in the Middle East is not going to be like home.
8)Addressing Iranian people directly.
9)Balls on the patriot act bitch slap. Wire tap their asses. He got his Texas on on that one.Nice.
10)Permanent Tax cuts.
11)Buying American: It's a good thing.
12)Helping small businesses/individuals get affordable health care.
13)*****YES!!!! Working on alternative energy sources. Awesome. F*ck Yeah. Get away from gas. Lose our dependency on oil. Freakin' brilliant. Best part of the speech.
14)Educating our youth.
15)Alito's laughter at his boo's.


Lowlights:
1)Continuous clapping crap.
2)Saying 9/11.
3)Standing ovations.
4)F-ing clapping!!!!Did I mention the clapping!!!!!SHUT UP!!!!
5)The people who didn't want to hear.(i.e. the left.)
6)Trying to put a pretty spin on Hamas.... Good luck dude.
7)Cheney looks like he porked up a bit.
8)Hillary looking like she's sucking on a sour ball.
9)Immigrant ass kissing. You know he was kissing Vicente's ass.
10)That dude that was picking his nose.
11)Just having to look at Kerry.
12)Gifts from our creator. Who's, his?

Summary:

Very few verbal blunders. Showed some balls. I liked it. Mostly. Not bad.Some fun facial expressions from both sides.

Getting away from our dependency on oil. Alternative resources. That whole part was brilliant. Best part.

Strong initiatives. Good speech. Could have lived with out the whole god bless at the end.

The Council on American-Islamic Relations is all fired up that Bill Handel, a morning drive time host of KFI-AM in Los Angeles, made some disparaging remarks about the death of Muslims on their pilgrimage earlier this month.

Now, I don't think anyone should make light of the deaths,but I do like what he, Bill Handel, asks for in order to apologize.

Allegedly, this is what it will take for Bill to apologize to C.A.I.R., and Muslims in general, they need to....

1) Decry all acts of terror.

2) Agree that Israel is a sovereign nation with the right to defensible borders.

3) And that CAIR has no ties of any sort, financially or otherwise, to any terror orgs. or individuals.

Not much to ask. It should be easy.....

Sorry, but I am not into putting a P.C. spin on this crap. I don't know how many others remember seeing jubilant Palestinians, Iraqis and Iranians etc., partying in the streets right after 9/11.

When the day comes where I actually see real Muslims on T.V. speaking out against the violence and death, then maybe, I might change my tune. They haven't, and they don't.

Anyone else watch Teddy boy wail today about Alito? He looks a bit like he's back on the sauce. Nutter.

Ha, Ha, Ha, Howard "I eat Kitties for breakfast" Dean has nearly cleaned out the DNC coffers.

So, not only is he a complete idiot, but he also doesn't know a thing about fundraising, apparently.

So, now all the Dems are flippin'. Funny, nothing else he does seems to faze them, but squander their piteous funds, and they're all fired up. Hee. Hee, Hee.

A little early, but, oh, well.

My New Car (by Anon.)

I just got my new Lexus RX400H+++, and returned to the dealer the next
day, complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked.

The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Watch this!"
he said, "Nelson! The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" He
continued...and On The Road Again came from the speakers.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven!"
I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles!"I'd get one of their awesome songs.

One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I
swerved in time to avoid them.

I yelled..... "ASSHOLES!" The French National Anthem began to play,
sung by Jane Fonda and Michael Moore,
backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums and Bill Clinton
on sax....Damn, I LOVE this car!

Anyone who wraps themselves tightly in the theory that most of those in the middle east are peaceful, friendly people, need to drop their cloak and pick up an umbrella to cover their heads from all the shit that's going to fly.

The poor downtrodden people of Palestine spoke loudly yesterday in electing the bloody, suicide bombing sponsors, Hamas, to rule.

A simple look at the dictionary definition of Hamas gives you this:

Hamas

n : a militant Islamic fundamentalist political movement that opposes peace with Israel and uses terrorism as a weapon; seeks to create an Islamic state in place of Israel; is opposed to the PLO and has become a leading perpetrator of terrorist activity in Israel; pioneered suicide bombing.

Oh, yes democracy at work in the middle east has clearly shown us what these people are. Know what, while we're at it, let's just put Saddam back in power, and invite Osama Bin Bollocks to a White House dinner.

Only those who call the suicide bombers of Iraq,"freedom fighters" will find this a "good" thing.

Consider this. Israel is the most loathed nation in the world. We are at war, primarily because we,America, are one of only a few who support Israel. Palestine is the martyr capitol of the world. They have now elected a militant group of crazy ass nutters to lead their little spit of land. A militant group that just loves a good suicide bomb at a cafe full of innocent, civilians Jews. Don't get me started on Iran.

It just got a whole lot uglier in the middle east.

The picture above, is a group of Hamas militants getting funky. Hmmm....Looking a big Hitler-esque.

So, there's this idiot I know on a certain message board who seems to think if you are a Republican, you are a welfare check receiving, trailer park living redneck. So, just for fun, I replied to one of his posts.(Sorry to any Real Rednecks out there....whatever...)Here's my response to his post (Oh, and this guy I'm responding to is from Amsterdam):

You are so racist it's painful to read, and I'm not talking about your glaring grammatical errors.

Have you ever given any thought to how a real redneck would actually feel if he or she read any of your racist, anti-redneck posts?

The Great American Redneck is an institution. They have their place in society, as does the Annoying Loud Honking New Yorker, The Surfer Dude Californian, The Bible loving Midwesterners and the Tree Hugging Hippy North westerners. As well as the Texas Cowboys, The Florida Retiree's and The Detroit Gangsta's.

This is a very, very large country, and what makes it so unique are its different societies within its borders.

And the Great American Redneck is part of that. Sure they may own one too many guns(but they have those spiffy racks in their trucks, so at least they put them to use) and they may or may not have all their teeth. But they are an integral component of society. Who else could make Road Kill Stew so well? And the country western singers need a target audience. Oh, and they, unlike their poor counterparts in the Democratic Party, actually work, rather than wait around with a hand out for the government cheese. They work the jobs that no one wants to do, like coal mining, truck driving and NASCAR fanatic.

You leave the Rednecks alone, they are good honest folk, and they don't deserve to be eviscerate at every turn by your childish and cruel remarks.

Tonight, after I leave the office, I will go home, open a bottle of Chianti, and put on KSON, and drink in honor of those Great American Rednecks that have so captured your attention. I will drink to their continued success at doing what they do best.

Geez, the U.N. is finally being called on their shady ass dealings, and somehow, Bush, and his non viewing of Brokeback Mountain is bigger news.

And this is the group that Kerry would have us beg permission from, before dealing with international terrorists.

Makes me sick.

Hey Mr. Belafonte, where's your bitching about these guys?

When will people realize that WE ARE THE U.N.!!?!! (Only good, rather than completely shady and evil.)

Who do countries look to for aid after a disaster? Who does Africa get all their money for AIDS programs from? Who has the brass cajones to actually start dealing with whacked out Muslim fanatics? What other country would even let someone as evil as Ted Kennedy put out a children's book; because we value freedom of speech so highly?

Bite me Mr. Kerry, the U.N. is a bunch of scum bags so bad they make the wildest Bush Co. fantasies of any liberal look like dreams of fluffy bunny rabbits and cotton candy.

We may not be perfect, but we're a hell of a lot better than that group. I say disband 'em. No more need. They are as useless and perverse as a parasol in a hurricane.

Top 10 reasons I am a racist/"Evil Neo-Con", according to the liberals who tell me I am.

1)I want(more)control at the borders....So I hate Mexicans.
2)Ray Nagin chap's my hide.....So I hate black people.
3)I said once (Well, maybe more than once) that the French are idiots.....So, I hate the French.
4)I frequently bring attention to the atrocities perpetrated by Muslim fanatics.....So I hate all Muslims.
5)I support the war.....So I hate women and children (innocents KIA).
6)I think Hollywierd is full of hypocritical asshats.....I hate rich people.
7)I like my flag.....So I must be a redneck,Bush whore.
8)I once said marriage should be between a man and a woman... So I hate all gays.
9)I like President Bush.....So, I hate anyone who is not a Bush supporter.
10)I hate PETA..... So I hate all animals.

Ridiculous isn't it. But I've been accused of all.

1)I don't hate Mexicans..... I hate what their government has done to them.
2)Ray Nagin is an idiot, I have no problem with black people.
3)Well.......
4)Hate is a strong word.....Let's leave it at "I hate all Muslim fanatic's." For now.
5)Yes, I support this war....Which war you ask? Well, the one on Muslim fanatics, wherever that may take us.
6)I have nothing against rich people....Sure, they could share some of their money with me, but I happen to know several very wealthy people, and they are all nice, I assure you. It's Hollywierd's population, and their desire to preach to me, that's where I have a problem. Act, make a movie.... then shut up.
7)All I ask is,"When did it become a bad thing to love your country?"
8)Can you tell that to my gay friends? They wouldn't believe you anyway. And, I've changed my mind on that one.To all my gay friends....Get married, more open bar time for me.
9)Just because I like the guy doesn't mean I follow him like a blind sheep. And it most definitely does not mean I support all that he says.
10)I could go into the level of environmental volunteer work I do, or the animals I've saved through those many volunteer associations. I could go into how my "pets", or more precisely, furry children, are treated. But, who cares, needless to say, I love animals more than most people. PETA is an evil terrorist organization. Try telling my dog to go vegan, punks.

Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk she offers question time.

One little boy puts up his hand. The Senator asks him what his name is.

"Kenneth."

"And what is your question, Kenneth?"

"I have three questions: First - whatever happened to your medical health care plan? Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office? And, Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume Hillary says, "Okay where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?"

A different little boy puts his hand up; Hillary points him out and asks him what his name is.

"Larry."

"And what is your question, Larry?"

"I have five questions: First - whatever happened to your medical health care plan? Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office? Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House? Fourth - why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And, Fifth - what happened to Kenneth?

Well folks, the campaigning has begun, and Hill is out the gate with these two gems.

1)"I believe that we lost critical time in dealing with Iran because the White House chose to downplay the threats and to outsource the negotiations," Clinton said.

Of course, if the Whitehouse jumped all over the Iran threat, her quote would be like this:" This administration is trying to get us involved in another illegal war."
Or, she could join the Kerry Philosophy of,"We need to ask the U.N. if we need to use the restroom, uh, I mean, what to do when we are dealing with Iran."

The worst part is that she has supporters. I am scared of these people. The deeply frighten me.

2) A fired-up Senator Hillary Clinton today told a Martin Luther King Junior Day event that the House of Representatives is run like a plantation.

Is pandering the word I'm looking for?

Even Jon Stewart slammed her. I thought that day would never come.

WFT?

NEW ORLEANS -- Mayor Ray Nagin told a crowd gathered at City Hall on Monday for a march honoring Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. that New Orleans will be "chocolate" again.

I can guarantee that if our mayor,Jerry Sanders(White), said that San Diego would be "marshmallow" again after we suffered from a natural disaster, that he would be tried, and hung by the jury of American people.

Why the double standard? MLK is spinning in his grave right about now.

Could this guy be more insane? Iran's President, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad had this to say about a plane crash in Teheran last month,""What is important is that they have shown the way to martyrdom which we must follow."

One would, after listening to this guy since the day he was elected say to oneself, "This guy is such a nutter, that I fear he may be just as bad, if not worse than Saddam ever hoped of."

Of course one would have to be a logical thinking American,meaning: not a liberal. Sorry kids, kissing this guys ass will only win you one thing,the coveted liberal equivalent of the Oscars,"The Moron of the Year" award.

Maybe he and Cindy Sheehan can sit down and discuss their hatred for all things Bush, and after, catch dinner and a show, you know how she likes these wiley "freedom fighter" types.

John Kerry was jogging down the street and sees these kittens in a pet store window. He asks the owner, "What kind of kittens are these?"

The owner replied "They're democrats."

The next week Kerry is jogging down the street with Joe Liberman and Kerry sees the kittens and tells Joe, "You gotta' see this!"

Kerry walks up to the store owner and asks, "What kind of kittens are these?"

"Republicans" the store owner replies.

"But last week you said they were democrats! Whats the difference between them then and now?" Kerry proclaims.

"They opened their eyes." The store owner responds.(ROFLMAO!!!!)

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SOCIALISM: You have two cows. State takes one and give it to someone else.

COMMUNISM: You have two cows. State takes both of them and gives you milk.

FASCISM: You have two cows. State takes both of them and sell you milk.

NAZISM: You have two cows. State takes both of them and shoot you.

BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. State takes both of them, kill one and spill the milk in the sewage system.

CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

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A traveller wandering on an island inhabited entirely by cannibals comes upon a butcher shop. This shop specialised in human brains differentiated according to source. The sign in the shop read:

Artists' Brains $9/oz
Philosophers' Brains $12/oz
Scientists' Brains $15/oz
Republicans' Brains $19/oz
Democrats' Brains $2,000/oz

Upon reading the sign, the traveller noted, "My those Democrats' brains must be popular!" To which the butcher replied, "Are you kidding! Do you have any idea how many Democrats you have to kill to get a ounce of brains?!"

One of the most absurd and downright ridiculous "debates" I get into with the lefties out there is the whole Islam is a religion of peace argument.

I am here to tell you: ISLAM IS NOT A RELIGION OF PEACE.

I mean how hard is that really to understand. True, "good" Muslims want you to die, an agonizing, gruesome and painful death, you silly little infidel.

We didn't start terrorism in Iraq by going into Iraq. Check the dates, really, we weren't there on 9/11/2001.

It's that simple.

"One of the greatest virtues in Islam is jihad for the sake of God. Ramadan is the month of jihad and battles, and most Muslim battles took place during the blessed month. This is your season, o people of jihad. Jihad during the fasting month of Ramadan has a great taste -- for what better way to break your fast than to kill infidels and relish the sound of the weeping of the despicable tyrants and infidels."

-al-Jihad, an al Qaida Web magazine in Saudi Arabia

"This morning, the world heard news about the crash of the space shuttle. There is no doubt that Muslims were overjoyed because of the adversity that befell their greatest enemy. Upon hearing the news, my heart felt certain good omens that I liked to spread to my brothers."

-Ali Al-Timimi, of Fairfax, VA, a primary lecturer at the Dar al Arqam Islamic Center in Falls Church, VA said upon hearing the news of the Columbia shuttle crash with an Israeli astronaut on board.

And the list goes on...........................

John Kerry, America's favorite flip flopper speaketh.

This being the same Kerry who voted for the war in Iraq, before he voted against it. Anyone got his cell phone number so I can personally tell him to stick a sock in it? (You know, before he can ask the U.N. for a permission slip to speak some more. Because we need to ask permission from the U.N. before we do anything, you know, the U.N., the corrupt group of asshats who made sh*tloads of money off the oil for food scandal.) Yeah, that Kerry. He keeps opening his mouth, anyone listening?

Anyone think they will actually try to run this drip again in 2008? Now think before you answer, because they did make Howard "I eat kittens for lunch" Dean their spokesperson.

In all the rabid need for the left to burn Bush and Co. at the stake, they need to remember why we went to Iraq in the first place.

Read these, and then ask yourself why we're there.

This quote is particularity interesting. Notice the use of the words "high tower of steal". I find that interesting.

"We will chase [Americans] to every corner at all times. No high tower of steel will protect them against the fire of truth."
Saddam Hussein, Baghdad Radio, February 8, 1991

It's about time we started addressing the need to return to Republican Core Values.

I am tired of taking flack from dippy liberals who assume just because I am a Republican that I am a Bush slave.

Take back our party.

I try these days to keep chilled out. Not get so reactive and angry when I read or watch the news, but this one really chaps my hide.

While perusing Drudge I came across this article, and I just about spit tea out my nose.

WTF!!!!! Mexico demands? They demand " guest worker programs and the legalization of undocumented migrants in the United States......"

It's about time the people of Mexico start demanding some things from their own government, instead of sucking on the great big giant teat that is America. And it's about time the governments in Mexico stop trying to dictate to us how they want us to deal with their people, in OUR country.

Right now if I saw Vicente Fox, I might just kick him really hard in the......shin.

LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) - Two NBC affiliates in Arkansas and Indiana are turning the page on upcoming series "The Book of Daniel," which has been drawing criticism for its portrayal of Christianity.

The series depicts an Episcopalian minister, played by Aidan Quinn, struggling with an addiction to Vicodin, among other problems in his diocese. Jesus is actually a character on the series, depicted in imagined conversations with the minister.

Last month, the conservative American Family Assn. began calling on affiliates and advertisers to bail out of "Daniel." Many stations have been flooded with e-mails and calls from viewers objecting to the series.

HELLO!!!! These people haven't even watched the show, and they are calling for it to be dumped? WTF?

Who are the people that they have enough time to bitch about a show they haven't even seen. These have to be the same "people" who were offended by the 1/10th of a second flash of Janet's booby at the Superbowl Halftime show 2 years ago. I saw it....IT WAS A BOOB FOR CHRIST SAKE!!!! I have boobs, and many of you have boobs, what's the big deal. You don't want sex, boobs, booze and violence, don't watch football.

Same goes for this new show, you don't like how it sounds, don't watch it. But DO NOT try to tell me what I can and cannot watch. That's a load of bull puckey. Frankly the show looks like it will suck. I like Aiden Quinn, a lot, but the premises seems poor. I don't watch much T.V., books are so much better, so I'll probably skip it. But, I should have the choice. So should everyone else.

Take a moment to write a brief e-mail to these affiliates, tell 'em what you think, I did.

Once I lived in this little apartment by the beach. The owner was a slum lord who felt she was free to enter our apartment at her whim, increase our rent monthly, and terrorize the cat owners that lived there(you don't want to know). We moved out at the end of our lease, we gave proper notice, and she refused to return our deposit. The place was better after we left than when we moved in. She started calling us day and night claiming we owed her rent, it was nuts.

So after a few weeks of her abuse I bought a little tape recorder. I taped her phone messages, her calls. After 3 or 4 days, I answered the phone and said nothing, but played back her messages for a while. She never called back again.

Now, I didn't have a court order. In fact, it's pretty much against the law to record someone on the phone without their knowledge, I believe..... But it worked.

That's about where I stand on the NSA and the tapping of American's phones. They are welcome to listen in on my phone conversations, but they won't. They are looking for specific threats.

Imagine this: Terrorist #1 living in Nebraska, we'll call him T1, calls Terrorist #2 living in Oregon, we'll call him T2.

T1:Salutations T2, I have been informed that we are to carry out some jihad on the infidels asses, next Tuesday at 10:00.

T2:Great, these infidels are pissing me off, all this freedom and democracy. I'd just love to get all jihad on their collective asses. So, I'll meet you at the corner of 4th and Broadway?

T1:Yes, see you there. Allah Akbar, or whatever.

Now, here are a couple of options:

1)The NSA heard the conversation, traced the terrorists and sent them packing with a pillow, a change of clothes and a Koran, to Gitmo.

2)The NSA didn't hear the conversation, because a bunch of pansies started whining about how their civil liberties were being threatened. The terrorist meet, and blow up a large building killing a few hundred people+.

Sure, these are "perfect world" scenarios, but, think, really think, about how real world they could be.

Spy away NSA, I'd rather you hear about how hung over I was after New Years Eve,while listening for terrorists; than not listening and letting them succeed.