The Political Jungle: Moonbats Beware

Straight stolen from Michelle Malkin. This analogy applies across the board to Obama regarding his response not only to Bush's comments the other day but every sling thrown at him. It really rang true to me, this is from Bill Cosby:

"In Junior High in Philadelphia, one of Bill’s bright friends brought a bullet to school and informed them that if you threw a bullet in the furnace, it would explode. So of course, they planned to try that out. They picked shop class to try it out.

They threw the bullet in the furnace and kept hammering, trying not to laugh..tink,tink…tink,tink…BLAM!…tink,tink (snicker)…tink, tink.

The shop teacher was furious, and demanded to know who threw the bullet in the furnace.

Tink,tink (snicker)…tink, tink…

Seeing no answer was forthcoming, this shop teacher tried psychology. He said, “you know, a guy throws a bullet in the furnace, it reflects on his mother.”

Tink, tink.

The shop teacher continues, “A guy’s whose mother would teach him to do something like throw a bullet in the furnace, well, his mother must be pretty awful.”

Somebody whispers, hey, Weird Harold (or whichever character it was), he’s talking about your mother. Tink, tink.

The shop teacher presses on, “I mean, the guy’s mother must be pretty low-down…”

At which point Old Weird Harold jumps up and says “Hey, I didn’t throw no bullet in the furnace! And STOP TALKING ABOUT MY MOTHER!"
Sounds a lot like the Obamessiah.

Labels: Barack Obama, Bill Cosby, election 2008

"Sen. Ted Kennedy was taken to a Boston hospital after spending an hour Saturday morning in a Cape Cod emergency room, FOX News confirms.

The Massachusetts's senator's medical condition is unknown, but he was experiencing stroke-like symptoms, according to published reports."

UPDATED: Now they are saying he had a couple of seizures. Regardless, it is clear the political life is too hard on the old sack of shi..... I mean the Senator from Massachusetts's. And I think, no I FEEL, strongly, that the time has come for him to step down. You know, for his health and all.

Labels: Stroke, Ted Kennedy, William Russell

OK....The UN, which I lovingly call the Useless Nations, which as the name implies is useles, is sending "A special U.N. human rights investigator" that "will visit the United States this month to probe racism, an issue that has forced its way into the race to secure the Democratic Party's presidential nomination."

This is the same UN that has employees that rape indigenous people, steal from the poor and basically do nothing when rouge states threaten the world.

"The special rapporteur will...gather first-hand information on issues related to racism, racial discrimination, xenophobia and related intolerance," a U.N. statement said on Friday."

"Rapporteur"? WTF? Is that the new name for cum sucking bottom feeding reporters?

DEAR UN,

Kindly fuck off.

Sincerely,
Jenn of the Jungle

Labels: UN Sucks

This is one of those stories that just makes you laugh and then want to cry.

"A Christian group based in San Diego found grounds for outrage over the new retro-style logo for Starbucks Coffee.

The Resistance says the new image "has a naked woman on it with her legs spread like a prostitute," Mark Dice, founder of the group, said."

Now unfortunately I am allergic to caffeine, think Starbucks sucks donkey balls from what I remember and frankly paying more than 50 cent for a cup of coffee would piss me off, but this is just ridiculous.

There is a fecking WAR going on, with people who mean to kill us all. People are dying across the world from famine, earthquakes, cyclones. The economy while not dead is sucking and the drug lords are flooding San Diego with their killer gangs and piece of shite vans full of taxpayer teet sucking feckwits. And this group of douche bags are worried about a damn mermaid on a coffee cup??? Priorities people, priorities!

Labels: Starbucks

Yesterday the California SCOTUS, against the will of over 70% of the voting people of this state, overturned the gay marriage ban.

So much for "we the people".

Regardless of how one feels about those in the LBGT community, it is outrageous that the court, 7 men and woman, feel they can out rule 70% of the state's voters, who voted on this issue twice now at great taxpayer expense.

There are pro's and con's from both sides on this issue. But I still maintain that gay marriage should remain the choice of the state and that if you are gay and want to be united with your partner, then have a civil ceremony. I did with my husband as neither of us are religious.

Of course, this could give Fred Phelps a coronary and we can all agree that would be good news.

Labels: Gay, Marriage

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In what I have to say is one of the best few lines ever uttered by George W. Bush, he makes a very good point. But Obama, as usual gets his panties in a wad.

"In a speech to Israel's Knesset, Bush said: "Some seem to believe that we should negotiate with the terrorists and radicals, as if some ingenious argument will persuade them they have been wrong all along.

"We have heard this foolish delusion before. As Nazi tanks crossed into Poland in 1939, an American senator declared: 'Lord, if I could only have talked to Hitler, all this might have been avoided.' We have an obligation to call this what it is—the false comfort of appeasement, which has been repeatedly discredited by history."

Nothing in this statement is false.

Barack Obama is going batshit crazy whining like a little sissy girl over this "attack" by the White House.

"It is sad that President Bush would use a speech to the Knesset on the 60th anniversary of Israel's independence to launch a false political attack," Obama said in the statement his aides distributed. "George Bush knows that I have never supported engagement with terrorists, and the president's extraordinary politicization of foreign policy and the politics of fear do nothing to secure the American people or our stalwart ally Israel."

Really Barack Hussein Obama? Really? You've never supported engagement with terrorists???? Now that is a flat out lie now ain't it?

Let's see.......
"Senator Barack Obama says he would “engage in aggressive personal diplomacy” with Iran if elected president......."

"I want to have direct talks with countries like Iran and Syria because I don't believe we can stabilize the region unless not just our friends but also our enemies are involved in these discussions." Not just our friends, but OUR ENEMIES.

Of course add to that the fact that he is endorsed by Hamas, Ayers, The Nation of Islam and other assorted terrorists. And he's surprised people would see him as soft on terrorist and their countries. LOL... Barack Hussein Obama is a joke.

Labels: Barack Obama, President Bush

"LONDON — The men were air traffic controllers. Experienced, calm professionals. Nobody was drinking.

What they saw has never been explained. And they were so worried about losing their jobs that they demanded their names be kept off the official reports.

No one, they knew, would believe their claim that an unidentified flying object landed at the airfield they were overseeing in the east of England, touched down briefly, then took off again at tremendous speed.

But that's what they reported happening at four in the afternoon on April 19, 1984, at an unspecified small airport near the eastern coast of England."

Well........Hmmmmmm.....I am one of those odd people who thinks it's rather presumptuous of us to think we are the end all be all in the great wide out there.

Hell, even the Vatican agrees.

Labels: Dennis Kucinich, Legal aliens, Space the final frontier

Well maybe not the anti-Christ but close, here it looks like he's running for the job of God. What really bothers me is how Mike Huckabee was "crucified" over the book shelves behind him in his Christmas television spots, but anyone say anything about this?

On a side note, isn't there some law about politicking from the pulpit? I mean with their tax exempt status and all?

This is from a flier Obama put out in Kentucky, gunning for those bitter bible clutching rube votes Obama?

Are there really voters out there that but this kind of ad? I mean I am getting slammed with political ads, read them and laugh my ass off. But this one takes the cake. Obamassiah indeed.

Labels: Barack Obama, election 2008

"A Muslim high school student's intolerance for a service dog needed by a student teacher with a disability has reportedly prompted the student teacher to abandon the last 10 hours of his scheduled assignment at Technical High School in St. Cloud, Minn."

The teacher,"Hurd needs a service dog because of a childhood injury that leaves him with seizures..."

Does the school back up it's teacher? "I think it was a misunderstanding where we didn't really prepare either side for possible implications," Julia Espe, curriculum director for the public schools, said." NO guess they don't.

"Hurd, however, reported a student threatened to kill his dog. He said the threat came from a Somali student who is Muslim. Islam forbids its adherents from touching dogs." Any charges for the prick who threatened the dog? Huh, Huh???

Pet a dog today.

More from the religion of pieces....
Condoning rape...."They acknowledged that rape was against their religion, but as a sin, they put it in the same category as a woman working with a man in the desert trying to understand young Saudi men."

Tolerance of other religions...."A series of bombs exploded across the ancient city of Jaipur on Tuesday, killing at least 60 people and transforming busy markets, a jewelry bazaar and a Hindu temple into scenes of carnage."

Love for their elders..."A 70-year-old woman was killed as her son watched when a rocket fired by militants from the Gaza Strip struck a meter from where she was standing yesterday."

They "honor" their loved ones...."The Jordanian authorities are questioning a 22-year- old man, who allegedly killed his pregnant married sister for reasons related to family honour."

Labels: Islam, Muslims take over the world

"At least 14 people were injured, including two children, when a rocket fired from Gaza exploded in a shopping center in a southern Israel Wednesday just as the Israeli prime minister was warning against such attacks." The rocket was supplied by Iran.

UPDATED: "Two militant groups, the Iranian-backed Islamic Jihad and the Hamas-linked Popular Resistance Committees" are claiming responsibility. ISLAMIC JIHAD ARE THE SAME SONS OF MOTHERLESS GOATS WHO MIKE TOBIN OF FOX NEWS DID A RIDE ALONG WITH JUST A SHORT TIME AGO. (As just reported on Fox News.) Now see, I said he should have turned their fucking punk asses in. Now look what happened.

Labels: Islamic War on Everyone

So everyone knows I have a mentally deficient, cognitively challenged Moonbat who posts here every day.

I think it's interesting to study the pathology of the Moonbaticus Moronicus for scientific purposes. We need to understand what makes them tick so we can defeat them.

Let's look at the Moonbat guano from this evening for example.

In response to my post on the earthquake in China the Moonbat says:
"Jenn files it under "karma is a bitch" as though they deserved it. Listen to her radio show - that's what she said."

Now let's dissect this comment.

Did I say "karma is a bitch" on my show yesterday? Yes. Did I say it in a way that would imply that I thought China deserved an earthquake? No.

In fact my exact words were:
"I have a hard time feeling bad, but this is one of those thing where I can't say Karma is a bitch ain't it." And went on to talk about how horrific earthquakes are.

So in fact Moonbat, that is not at all what I said.

The pathological lying tactics used by Moonbats is one reason why we have Obama poised to be our next President folks. Stay vigilant.

Labels: Evil Lemming Moonbats, Unhinged Moonbats

"A tractor-trailer loaded with beer has overturned on an I-70 on-ramp spilling cases of brew and fuel onto the roadway and closing the ramp.

"It appears to be light beer. We don't have a brand name. There appears to be quite a bit of it mixed with diesel fuel all over the roadway. Some has remained uninjured and that is what we are transferring over to another truck and getting the rest cleaned up," said Wheat Ridge police spokeswoman Lisa Stigall."

Did you hear that folks, some of the beer escaped uninjured. Maybe, just maybe, there is a God.

Labels: beer

Having lived through the Loma Prieta quake in 1989 I know what a large quake feels like.

And I know the devastation. The chaos, the fear.

My thoughts and heartfelt sympathies are with the PEOPLE of China today.

"The death toll from a powerful earthquake that toppled buildings, schools and chemical plants climbed to nearly 10,000 in the worst-hit province Tuesday, while untold numbers remain trapped after the worst quake in three decades.

The 7.9-magnitude quake Monday devastated a region of small cities and towns set amid steep hills north of Sichuan's provincial capital of Chengdu. Striking in mid-afternoon, it emptied office buildings across the country in Beijing, could be felt as far away as Vietnam and in Chengdu crashed telephone networks and hours later left parts of the city of 10 million in darkness."

Labels: China earthquake

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I had the displeasure of speaking to a 9/11 truther tonight.

I had forgotten how insane some of these folks on the far left really are.

Tonight I "learned":

1) The eeeeevil Neo-Con industrial military machine is building internment camps all over the country. I also learned most of them were in places I have been at which there are no internment camps, but I AM WRONG!!!!! The barbed wire on these buildings are meant to keep people IN!!!!! Uh, like jails?

2) 9/11 as an inside job.

But wait....this wasn't the normal "9/11 was an inside job" nutter. No folks...this guy actually believed that not only were the towers taken down by explosive demolition (impossible) but the planes weren't really there.

What you say? What??? Yes folks, this Truther actually believes the planes were holograms.

I shi*t you not. I was told to Google: hologram military technology

So there you go folks. 9/11 was an inside job and the planes were holograms. Duh!

Labels: 9/11, truthers are evil

"A 24-year-old Fox News Channel production assistant was fired this morning for something she said during the red carpet arrivals at the Time 100 Gala last night.

Insiders tell us the assistant, identified as Jennifer Locke, was on assignment with a camera crew to cover the entertainment angle of the event. When Sen. John McCain walked by, the assistant said, "I voted for you in the primary, you're going to win."

McCain was overheard saying to her, "You're not supposed to reveal that." Locke apparently continued to explain that she is the daughter of a Vietnam veteran.

Insiders who were at the event were surprised and shocked to hear the disclosure, which was recorded on videotape. A Fox News insider called it "journalistically unacceptable." An FNC spokesperson would not comment on the personnel matter but did confirm Locke is no longer with the company, where she'd worked for a couple of years."

Compare with the story from CNN below.

Labels: Fox News

BREAKING NEWS ON CNN:

This video, I kid you not was shown as "breaking news" on CNN.
The press corp on Barack Obama's airliner show their appreciation for his wearing jeans. No folks, there's no bias in the media. Watch this on an empty stomach. These female reporters have single handedly set the woman's movement back 50 years.

Labels: Barack Obama, election 2008, media bias