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Thursday, April 17, 2014

The Most Absurd Absurdity Parts 1 and 2

Ok leftards you've sunk to a whole new level.

Study: Babies Show Racial Bias....
Dammit all to hell, now those cracka babies are racist too!!!! But seriously who the hell studies shit like this? Of course a baby is going to identify with those it seems most familiar. It's not racist, it's normal. Just like my neon tetras swim with neon tetras. Or elk hang with elk and rabbits have warrens with OTHER RABBITS and not, say, skinks. It's natural. I could have saved them all the money and told them the outcome of this study without it ever happening....stupid liberals.

And when I thought for sure this was the most absurd thing I would hear today beside some cracked out rapper cutting off his wing wang and taking a header out a window, I come across this little gem!!! IT'S A GEM!!!

Harry Reid says that those who stood against the tyrannical federal government were "domestic terrorists". This stupid fuck has GOT TO BE KIDDING!!! I thought for sure he was being taken out of context because even that numb nuts isn't that stupid...but he reiterated his point moments later with an,"I repeat: what went on up there was domestic terrorism.”

Dear Dingy Harry, Timothy McVeigh was a domestic terrorist. Bundy supporters? Not so much you absurd little "man".

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Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Greg Gutfield On Tax Day

I found this inspirational....

Tuesday on “The Five,” host Greg Gutfeld ranted against tax day and, as a bonus, presented his theory of government. “See, my theory of government is really simple,” said Gutfeld. “It’s all about the street. Government should keep things off the street – thugs, the insane, invading armies – and keep things on the street – like cement and lamp posts. Everything else, we can handle, which is why I’m bummed that 110 days of my salary goes directly into the mouth of a blob that turns my efforts into useless poop.”
Brilliant. Of course lefties heads exploded. See here.

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Why?

The NOAA, Social Security Administration, Department of Agriculture and now the USPS are stocking up on obscene amounts of ammo. Why is that?

Add the U.S. Postal Service to the list of federal agencies seeking to purchase what some Second Amendment activists say are alarmingly large quantities of ammunition.

Earlier this year, the USPS posted a notice on its website, under the heading "Assorted Small Arms Ammunition," that says: "The United States Postal Service intends to solicit proposals for assorted small arms ammunition. If your organization wishes to participate, you must pre-register. This message is only a notification of our intent to solicit proposals."
I want answers.

Saturday, April 12, 2014

Greeting the rich and connected as they take in the Masters Golf tournament in Augusta, GA is a plethora of anti-Obama art. Breitbart features one photo, but thanks to an anonymous source, we have access to over 30 views of the extent of the campaign...

Greeting the rich and connected as they take in the Masters Golf tournament in Augusta, GA is a plethora of anti-Obama art. Breitbart features one photo, but thanks to an anonymous source, we have access to over 30 views of the extent of the campaign...

How To Bitch Slap Union Bullies

The battle between Subaru of Wichita Vs. some Union Bullies with a sign outside their dealership is HILARIOUS and I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF IT. Almost makes me want to drive to Wichita to buy a Subaru. If you have not been following this hoot worthy battle please visit their Twitter feed @ridehomehappy. Oh and here's their website too got all the down low there.... I love them.

Their newest salvo: I could have done without the dancing at the end but the "rap" was too cute.

Thanks FLOTUS

LOL:

#LunchMovement

Friday, April 11, 2014

Meanwhile At The Bundy Ranch

Photo Courtesy of The Victory Girls

Throwing Shoes

OK. Yes. I think it's funny as hell that someone threw a shoe at Hillary Clinton. I loathe her. BUT....she is the wife of a former President, as scumbaggy as he was and she is also the former SOS, as horrific at the job as she was. So I am a little disturbed that someone was able to get into the room, undetected and uninvited and attack Clinton. Are they too busy watching porno and reading citizens private e-mail to actually protect a former first "lady"? Just saying. Anyway, Twitchy has some hilarious Photoshops of the moment the shoe flew....and they had me laughing.

Thursday, April 10, 2014

Later Bitch

Of course this hooker is resigning because the "ACA" is so awesome.

Kathleen Sebelius, the health and human services secretary, is resigning, ending a stormy five-year tenure marred by the disastrous rollout of President Obama’s signature legislative achievement, the Affordable Care Act.
Peace out you lying sack of shit.