BREAKING NEWS

Tuesday, August 19, 2014

ROTFLMAO!!!

At first I thought this had to be a parody article, a la The Onion, but no Jordan Sargent is serious. This guy actually thinks that if you are white, you should let 13 year old black kids steal your $600  IPhone and walk away. No really....he actually says this:

If you are nonviolently mugged by a child, continue to let him run along with his friends. The world will be a better place.
Really? At 13 you are clearly old enough to know that stealing is wrong, why did the kid run? Why did the woman who was mugged give chase? Because it was wrong. Period. And the kid should pay.  Good lord....being white these days is SOOOOO tiring.

Read the ridiculous article here.


Sunday, August 17, 2014

Sigh....

Michael Brown, just another thug ass gangster who got popped, next.

Wednesday, August 13, 2014

You Know It's Bad When.....

When the French call you out.....you KNOW you've hit pussyhood....

French Foreign Minister Laurent Fabius has a message about Iraq for Barack Obama: Get back to the White House and do something.

'I know it is the holiday period in our Western countries,' Fabius told a radio interviewer Tuesday in France,' but when people are dying, you must come back from vacation.'
Seriously?

Tuesday, August 12, 2014

Monday, August 11, 2014

What Dreams May Come....

The loss of Robin Williams actually hurts me. This man was so talented it's sick. So fucking brilliant, so fucking hard core. I've loved him for most of my life starting with Happy Days and then into Mork and Mindy....Dead Poets...Good Morning Vietnam....Good Will Hunting, Jumangi...Mrs Doubtfire....for the love of all that's holy this man was one of the ONLY fuckers in Hollyweird to have half a brain and to be able to really be a true artist. I am so goddamm pissed off. Fuck you Robin, fuck you for leaving us. Fuck you for not staying here to bless us all with your talent. Dammit to hell. I'll miss you so damn much...you were one of a kind.

Sunday, August 10, 2014

Back To Iraq

Sigh....so are we still blaming Bush?

2008 on campaign trail: "I will end the war in Iraq."

2012 on campaign trail: "I ended the war in Iraq."

2014 At press conference: "It was not my decision to end the war in Iraq."
And now we're going back, because Obama was in a all fired hurry to end things and pull out without thought.

NOW can we turn it into a glass ashtray? Has anyone seen what this ISIS is doing? Beheading little kids, wholesale slaughter. So back to war we go and where's Barry?

Where is he....Well of course Obama "jets off for Martha's Vineyard vacation and the golf course..." Of course.

Because golfing is so much more important than stopping this.....

Thursday, August 07, 2014

And... I am BACK!

Good lord that was one long ass convention. Good times though, learned a lot and was immersed in sweet, sweet capitalism. But a week long convention in the state that MADE Jack Daniels is a long long long long week. I'm so tired you could almost consider me in a coma, but at least I can move my fingers.

Watched exactly zero news all week, saw something about Israel being pussies and calling for an unconditional cease fire again when I was in the airport today. Like that will solve the problem. Sigh....be back tomorrow, just loving on my family tonight and need to catch the fuck up on all the goings on.



This is Steve Connell. He was at the convention, had a beer with him last night. Amazing man. He really is. He did our opening and our closing. Tears were in my eyes, the guy has a way with words. Watch it.

Saturday, August 02, 2014

No Such Thing As "Cease Fire" With Terrorists

Israel tries and the cast off Egyptians elect a terror group to run their fake country. Israel tries again and they lob rockets at them over and over. Now Israel is fucking done, or they had better be. Time to finish this once and for all and it looks like Bibi is gonna do just that.

Things are settling down here....gonna be gone this week for a conference but will be back up and running hopefully by Friday. Sorry guys, miss ya.

Wut Da Fuq?

Criminal invaders being rewarded by we the taxpayers....living better than most of us:

Once they enter under the welcome sign — in English and Spanish — immigrants will be processed through showers and health screenings and allowed to select clothes for themselves and their children. Mothers also can request diapers, baby bottles, pacifiers and blankets. Further inside they will have access to a dental care, a bilingual library, playrooms, child care, pay phones, flat-screen TVs, free Internet access, indoor and outdoor basketball courts, weightlifting equipment, a small soccer field and a soon-to-be installed playground play scape.
Are these fuckers for real??? This probably pisses me off than ALMOST anything else this administration has done. Break our laws get free dental care. WTF!!!!

Monday, July 28, 2014

Fo Real Yo?