Laugh of the day

"Top Signs Your Kid Is Working With al-Qa'ida":

10)Greets you every day with, "Good morning, infidel".
9)Spent weekend at mall looking for back-to-school turbans.
8)His paper route includes the mountainous Tora Bora region.
7)Keeps mocking you for only having the one wife.
6)Blind Sheik always coming over to play "Grand Theft Auto" on Xbox.
5)You're getting gas for 12 cents a gallon.
4)He's saving his allowance to buy a camel.
3)His favorite accesory is a rocket launcher.
2)Dug a Hidey Hole in the back yard, you know, just for fun.
1)You find yourself saying, "No Al Jazeera 'til you finish your homework."

-Letterman and Me