Liberal VS Normal

Since we so enjoyed the conversation between myself and a one day voter,I thought we could have fun with a conversation between a Normal Person and a Liberal. Enjoy.

Normal Person(I.E. Republican)=NP
Liberal(I.E. Nutter)=L

(NOTE: THIS IS ACTUALLY PRETTY DARN CLOSE TO AN ACTUAL CONVERSATION THAT I HAD....SCARY)

L: Hey, did you hear that Bush paid Osama to hire some Jihadist's to fly planes into the Twin Towers and The Pentagon?
NP: No.
L: He did... I read a memo on a blog somewhere that said, that for sure, you know, some insiders said he really did. He,like, paid Osama to hire these guys and all it cost was 20 camels or something.
NP: So some guy somewhere, who is probably off his meds wrote something on his blog and you took it as a factual occurrence?
L:Of course, because it makes so much sense... Bush needed to screw the (already screwed) economy, kill thousands of people, and go to war. I mean he had nothing better to do.And it made him popular.
NP: Popular? Checked the polls lately sweetheart?
L: Oh, you just wait, he is planning another attack soon.To make him popular.
NP: And you know this because you are sharing cigars with him in the Oval Office?
L: No, silly. I know this because this guy at www. allrepublicansareneoconreptilesandgodlovingrichassmuncherswhosmokecrackandloveiraqiporn.com told me.
NP: Oh, a reputable source, I'm sure.
L: Well, you just wait and see, soon Bush will be drilling for oil in your garden and I heard Cheney will be doing home visits to make sure you have a flag flying in your yard.
NP: Huh,what did you say? I stopped listening after the 20 camels thing.