Redneck Republicans

So, there's this idiot I know on a certain message board who seems to think if you are a Republican, you are a welfare check receiving, trailer park living redneck. So, just for fun, I replied to one of his posts.(Sorry to any Real Rednecks out there....whatever...)Here's my response to his post (Oh, and this guy I'm responding to is from Amsterdam):

You are so racist it's painful to read, and I'm not talking about your glaring grammatical errors.

Have you ever given any thought to how a real redneck would actually feel if he or she read any of your racist, anti-redneck posts?

The Great American Redneck is an institution. They have their place in society, as does the Annoying Loud Honking New Yorker, The Surfer Dude Californian, The Bible loving Midwesterners and the Tree Hugging Hippy North westerners. As well as the Texas Cowboys, The Florida Retiree's and The Detroit Gangsta's.

This is a very, very large country, and what makes it so unique are its different societies within its borders.

And the Great American Redneck is part of that. Sure they may own one too many guns(but they have those spiffy racks in their trucks, so at least they put them to use) and they may or may not have all their teeth. But they are an integral component of society. Who else could make Road Kill Stew so well? And the country western singers need a target audience. Oh, and they, unlike their poor counterparts in the Democratic Party, actually work, rather than wait around with a hand out for the government cheese. They work the jobs that no one wants to do, like coal mining, truck driving and NASCAR fanatic.

You leave the Rednecks alone, they are good honest folk, and they don't deserve to be eviscerate at every turn by your childish and cruel remarks.

Tonight, after I leave the office, I will go home, open a bottle of Chianti, and put on KSON, and drink in honor of those Great American Rednecks that have so captured your attention. I will drink to their continued success at doing what they do best.