Top 10 reasons I'm a Racist

Top 10 reasons I am a racist/"Evil Neo-Con", according to the liberals who tell me I am.

1)I want(more)control at the borders....So I hate Mexicans.
2)Ray Nagin chap's my hide.....So I hate black people.
3)I said once (Well, maybe more than once) that the French are idiots.....So, I hate the French.
4)I frequently bring attention to the atrocities perpetrated by Muslim fanatics.....So I hate all Muslims.
5)I support the war.....So I hate women and children (innocents KIA).
6)I think Hollywierd is full of hypocritical asshats.....I hate rich people.
7)I like my flag.....So I must be a redneck,Bush whore.
8)I once said marriage should be between a man and a woman... So I hate all gays.
9)I like President Bush.....So, I hate anyone who is not a Bush supporter.
10)I hate PETA..... So I hate all animals.

Ridiculous isn't it. But I've been accused of all.

1)I don't hate Mexicans..... I hate what their government has done to them.
2)Ray Nagin is an idiot, I have no problem with black people.
3)Well.......
4)Hate is a strong word.....Let's leave it at "I hate all Muslim fanatic's." For now.
5)Yes, I support this war....Which war you ask? Well, the one on Muslim fanatics, wherever that may take us.
6)I have nothing against rich people....Sure, they could share some of their money with me, but I happen to know several very wealthy people, and they are all nice, I assure you. It's Hollywierd's population, and their desire to preach to me, that's where I have a problem. Act, make a movie.... then shut up.
7)All I ask is,"When did it become a bad thing to love your country?"
8)Can you tell that to my gay friends? They wouldn't believe you anyway. And, I've changed my mind on that one.To all my gay friends....Get married, more open bar time for me.
9)Just because I like the guy doesn't mean I follow him like a blind sheep. And it most definitely does not mean I support all that he says.
10)I could go into the level of environmental volunteer work I do, or the animals I've saved through those many volunteer associations. I could go into how my "pets", or more precisely, furry children, are treated. But, who cares, needless to say, I love animals more than most people. PETA is an evil terrorist organization. Try telling my dog to go vegan, punks.