The Inauguration: Change We Can Believe In

Obama pandering to the rich folks while STILL pretending to stand for the "little guy": Inauguration Perks Go To the Rich......Check.

Obama spending well over $170,000 million for a ego trip during what he calls the worst economic disaster of out times: Obama's Inauguration Has Been Financed Partially by Bailed-Out Wall Street Executives....Check.

Liberal indoctrination centers shutting down the opposition: Superintendent warns against 'inappropriate comments' ahead of inaguration....Check.

Nazi-esque police force totally inappropriate for the event: Washington Mobilizes 42,500-Strong Security Force for Inaugural.....Check.

Drooling masses of the uninformed: Obama can save us, says America as polls show wave of optimism sweeping the nation......Check.

Pissed off foreign dictators: Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez says Barack Obama has the same "stench" as President Bush....Check.

Democrat flip flopping and infighting: House Speaker Pelosi says she wants to see tax cuts scaled back before they expire in 2010, though President-elect Obama has indicated a repeal is not in the works.....Check.

Gratuitous fake "I Have A Bracelet Too" moment: On the eve of his inauguration, President-elect Barack Obama talked with wounded troops at a military hospital....Check.

And last but not least, salivating media with grotesquely unhidden boner for Obama's shiny pecks: Barack Obama: redefining the male physique....Check.

Gird your loins folks it's gonna be a bumpy ride.