The Political Jungle

I have reached the point where I can't even type her name without being disgusted. This Soros/Moveon liberal hand puppet, is riding her 15 minutes of ill gotten fame right into the ground.

I guess, her little book signing was a flop. Only 100 copies? I'm not impressed. Or maybe I am. I mean that only 100 people were stupid enough to give this woman a dime. Boo Hoo Cindy. Go home and actually mourn your son. You are doing nothing but spitting on his grave now. The woman makes me ill.

Al Quaeda: CIA trained? Or just a bunch of &^%$#%@&!#$% assh*les?

It seems out there in the blogosphere, that many conspiracy theorist have embraced the theory that the CIA "made" Al Quaeda.

Really,I'm being serious. They actually believe it, just like they believe that 9/11 was an inside job(snort).

One such intellectually stunted peon even went so far as to tell me that because Rumsfeld once shook hands with Saddam, that I should BELIEVE!!!!!

That's like saying because I once did the horizontal hula with a football player, that I am now a coach for a NFL team(though my dog could do better than Nolan). We all have a past.....

Google away my little friends.... you will find that the CIA tip is just as it should be, a theory. The cold hard facts are what I prefer to stick to. Flame on.

Hmmmmm not so shocking is it. Why is this story not front page news?

Hoagland is saying that the CIA lied about the Wilson affair and used it to undermine the Bush Administration, and that the Bush Administration was no match for the liars at the CIA.

Sure,this hasn't passed the veracity test, but it should be interesting.

I am saddened this morning for the loss of someone whom I felt was a good man. In fact he probably is still a good man, but one whose greed got in the way of his job. I am ashamed for him, and of him.

Thank you Duke, for at least having a pair big enough to allow yourself to own up to what you did, publicly. For that you are owed a thanks.

For being a greedy little sh*t, I suppose some (whatever the courts decide) jail time is in order. Bad Representative, Bad!!!! You make San Diego sad, very sad.

You play, you pay; bad boy.

Repeat after me: Merry Christmas. Again, Merry Christmas.

Now, doesn't that feel good. I mean that's what this time of year is all about. I have a friend who likes to say, "Jesus is the reason for the season.". Now, as an atheist, I have to basically agree. Is there some kind of dispute whether or not Jesus existed? I'm pretty sure he did. So Christmas is celebrating his birthday. Yeah! I don't believe he is the son of "god", but I celebrate his birthday just the same.

To me Christmas is celebrating kindness, the basic good found in most of humanity. Sharing with those less fortunate. Singing Christmas carols, eating yummy treats, and quality football programming. (Which was not the case this past weekend).

To the Grinches who wish to banish Christmas from the collective vocabulary of the citizens of this nation, I say BAH HUMBUG!!! When I see you I will not wish you a "Happy Holiday". Nor will I tell you,"Seasons Greetings!"

I will wish you a MERRY CHRISTMAS, and you can take that any way you like.

I woke up this morning, seemingly recovered from my Turkey/Booze/Football coma, and did the bravest thing any slightly sane person could do.

I went shopping. And from the looks of things,so did 99% of San Diego.

The Liberals would have us believe that the economy is in the hole, and we are going to hell in a hand basket. My eyes tell me otherwise.

The stores were JAM PACKED!!! With festive (well, not really people are assh*les when looking for a bargain), holiday shoppers....I sh*t you not when I say they were literally grabbing things willy nilly from the shelves, some with 2,even 3 carts.

First guess I've heard is the poor depression era people of America have been so battered by the crap economy, that consumer spending is up only 6%. Hey, I worked retail in the past, 6%= : )

(Updated:11/26/05 According to Visa, holiday shoppers for Black Friday are so bummed out by this "slow" economy, that spending was only up 14%. Oh, and the period from 10/28-11/25 was only up a mere 17%......yup, you Libbies are right, looks like we're in the sh*tter.)

Get over it Libbies..... It's all good.

Michael "Lying Sack" Moore was shown to have lied so many times, it's actually brought me to a point where I feel shades of pity for the guy.

For Example: In "Stupid White Men", (his autobiography?),Moore claims that America is a nation of idiots, and illiterates. But what he bases these "facts" on is a study of ESL and blind/visually impaired people. Now, who's the idiot? Here Moore shows an example of what I like to call, The Liberals Alternate Reality.

In the L.A.R., these pesky Libs can pick and choose tid-bits of information and splice it together to suit their nefarious purposes. Nevermind that what they say is skewed so badly that it usually equals a Big Fat Lie.

In a letter to Roger Ebert of the Chicago Sun-Times, Moore still listed his home town as Flint(actually,he was born and raised in the wealthy, lily-white town of Davison, Mich.) In fact, despite his proclamations that "capitalism is a sin" and "an evil system," he lives in a $1.9 million apartment in Manhattan and enjoys a $1.2 million summer home on Torch Lake in Michigan. Yup, real, "man of the people".

In Bowling for Columbine...The movie seems to show Charlton Heston making his famous "cold, dead hands speech" in Denver, right after the horrors of Columbine.In reality, the remarks came a year later in Charlotte, N.C., and Moore spliced bits of footage from that and another speech for maximum distortion.

Mr. Moore will splice away, taking bits from here and there until he comes up with the desired result.

Hey Libbies, where is your man Moore, he's been pretty quiet, did you finally get Soros to pay him off and make him go away? Was he ashamed to have been found out as a liar? (Two words: Halliburton Stocks.)

Just one more Liberal who lies and slanders, to suit his needs. Well, that's life in the L.A.R.

If something like 70% of this country now hates Bush and his "cronies", if you are to believe the polls (they never asked how I felt?), why is it Fox News is the most watched news station?

I mean, everyone knows that it is filled with Republican propaganda (damn that blasted Hannity!), shoving their ideas down the throats of the poor mislead American people. Fair and Balanced my ass!

So why do you think everyone watches it? I find that interesting. Let's ponder that a while, and while you're doing that, I believe I'm going to find some of those pollsters and tell them exactly how I feel.

Happy Friday!

CABLE NEWS RACE WED NITE NOV 16 2005

VIEWERS:

FOXNEWS O'REILLY 2,851,000
FNC HANNITY/COLMES 2,073,000
FNC GRETA 1,849,000
FNC SHEP 1,538,000
FNC BRIT 1,456,000
CNN KING 947,000
CNN COOPER 732,000
CNN ZAHN 698,000
CNN DOBBS 658,000
CNNHN GRACE 600,000
MSNBC OLBERMANN 517,000
MSNBC HARDBALL 471,000
MNSBC RITA 469,000
MSNBC SCARBOROUGH 336,000
MSNBC TUCKER 208,000

My favorite Howard Dean bit 'o blather:

" you can't play, you know, hide the salami, or whatever it's called."

Since we so enjoyed the conversation between myself and a one day voter,I thought we could have fun with a conversation between a Normal Person and a Liberal. Enjoy.

Normal Person(I.E. Republican)=NP
Liberal(I.E. Nutter)=L

(NOTE: THIS IS ACTUALLY PRETTY DARN CLOSE TO AN ACTUAL CONVERSATION THAT I HAD....SCARY)

L: Hey, did you hear that Bush paid Osama to hire some Jihadist's to fly planes into the Twin Towers and The Pentagon?
NP: No.
L: He did... I read a memo on a blog somewhere that said, that for sure, you know, some insiders said he really did. He,like, paid Osama to hire these guys and all it cost was 20 camels or something.
NP: So some guy somewhere, who is probably off his meds wrote something on his blog and you took it as a factual occurrence?
L:Of course, because it makes so much sense... Bush needed to screw the (already screwed) economy, kill thousands of people, and go to war. I mean he had nothing better to do.And it made him popular.
NP: Popular? Checked the polls lately sweetheart?
L: Oh, you just wait, he is planning another attack soon.To make him popular.
NP: And you know this because you are sharing cigars with him in the Oval Office?
L: No, silly. I know this because this guy at www. allrepublicansareneoconreptilesandgodlovingrichassmuncherswhosmokecrackandloveiraqiporn.com told me.
NP: Oh, a reputable source, I'm sure.
L: Well, you just wait and see, soon Bush will be drilling for oil in your garden and I heard Cheney will be doing home visits to make sure you have a flag flying in your yard.
NP: Huh,what did you say? I stopped listening after the 20 camels thing.

While helping out on the recent campaign for Mayor here in San Diego, I was given the opportunity to really speak to "the people." I spoke to old and young alike. Supporters of my candidate, and non-supporters.

What I found, standing on a corner between a high school and a middle school, is that the youth in this country frightens me.

One kid, probably about 10-12 years old walked up to me and said, "Jerry Sanders SUCKS!!!!" Now, since he had to wait until till the light changed, he was stuck there.

Here's about how this conversation went:

ME: Why do you think he sucks?
Kid: Because he's a Republican!!!
Me: Can you tell me what a Republican is?
Kid: (Pause......) Uh, they are bad. (So he doesn't actually know what one is).
Me: Why would you think they are bad?
Kid: Because my teacher said so.
Me: Why don't you try to form your own opinion? Do I seem bad?
Kid: No.
Me: I'm a Republican.
Kid: Really?
Me: Yes.
Kid: Oh. So Jerry Sanders, he's not bad?
Me: Nope.
Kid: Donna Frye(the opposing candidate)Sucks!!!!

And off he goes.
Really scary, this is our future?

Lately I have spent some time in the trenches confronting and dealing with the lies and outright slander from insane asshat conspiracy theorists and have put together a list. Please, if you are an asshat conspiracy theorist... comment away, I'd love to hear your take.

1)If the government is behind 9/11..... which government? The Bush administration was only in office less than 9 months at the time of the attacks, so it wasn't them, not nearly enough time to put together such an operation.

2)What would our government have to gain by this? Factor in the cost of 9/11. To the markets, everything. Insurance, employment.... the cost is astronomical Al Quaida, and Osama are in Afghanistan, and that's where we went. Then figure in the cost of the war in Iraq.... which is still on, I assure you...... we are talking Billions upon BILLIONS of dollars, no amount of oil we can get from Iraq will ever make up for that. Nor can we be assured that Iraq would have to cancel all contracts it already has, to France, Germany, Russia and more... so it's not like this war was actually for oil. So, again, I ask you... what do WE as a country have to gain?


3)There is video evidence that there was no explosives. The two French brothers who were doing a documentary on Firefighters captured compelling video of the inside of the towers that horrible morning. From the video, you can clearly see debris falling from above, WAY above, and at no time, even as the buildings fell, is there any explosion from the ground, or any where near the ground.

4)There are well over 250 documented eyewitnesses to the plane flying into the Pentagon, that's 250 separate people that saw it. Not to mention the bits of airplane you see, and the fact that the hole was about Boeing 757 size (a Boeing, I have learned, is 13 feet in diameter, the hole was 16 or so feet). How can you claim it was a missile?

5)Why would Osama Bin Laden claim to have orchestrated the attacks, surely you do not believe that Clinton hired him to plot these attacks.

I could go on and on.... but let's get some answers to these. Bring it on punks.

Why?

Sure that Van Der Sloot creep and his co-horts are disgusting, I've heard what they said. I know what they admitted. And I have a sneaking suspicion that they killed the young woman in question(possible unintentionally, there was apparently quite a lot of booze involved), but............

Why the h-e-double hockey sticks would someone choose to boycott Aruba? Does Ms. Twitty really think Aruba isn't doing all they can? At this point, I would think Aruba would be in an orgasmic frenzy to get these cretins off the street and behind bars.

I for one do not support an Aruban boycott, and anyone with half a brain would not either. Think about it, every time a murderer gets away with it, BOYCOTT!!!! Hell, we'd be up sh*t creek.

I watched the flag pass by one day,
It fluttered in the breeze.
A young Marine saluted it,
And then he stood at ease..

I looked at him in uniform
So young, so tall, so proud,
With hair cut square and eyes alert
He'd stand out in any crowd.

I thought how many men like him
Had fallen through the years.
How many died on foreign soil
How many mothers' tears?

How many pilots' planes shot down?
How many died at sea
How many foxholes were soldiers' graves?
No, freedom isn't free.

I heard the sound of Taps one night,
When everything was still,
I listened to the bugler play
And felt a sudden chill.
I wondered just how many times
That Taps had meant "Amen,"

When a flag had draped a coffin.
Of a brother or a friend.

I thought of all the children,
Of the mothers and the wives,
Of fathers, sons and husbands
With interrupted lives.

I thought about a graveyard
At the bottom of the sea
Of unmarked graves in Arlington.
No, freedom isn't free.

Enjoy Your Freedom & Bless Our Troops

******Please remember that simply sticking a yellow ribbon magnet on your SUV isn't supporting the troops. The holidays are coming up, send them homemade cookies, treats, decorations, a heartfelt letter of support. Go to the local V.A. Center and ask them how you can be of help.

DO IT!!!!! Or I will be forced to contact Santa and have him place large lumps of coal in your stockings.

Now, instead of innocent civilians shopping at the market place, or children taking sweets from American soldiers, Abu-Al Zarquawi's, "Al Quaeda in Iraq" has decided that blowing up a wedding party, of their own people, is the newest rage.

All in the name of Islam, the religion of peace.

Wow, isn't that nice. Ranks right up their with root canal sans anesthetic, shingles and having ones toenails peeled off with a dull rusty spoon.

I was told by a liberal today, and many times before, that I need to "see the light". Yes, I've seen the light and it was really bright.... I put on my shades now.

Things have become very clear to me.

We need to forget the war on "terror". Forget the events that led us to today. And embrace our freedom fighting friends.

Homicide bombers: Who cares? 20+ years of death and destruction on America interests, and civilians, not my problem! Violent Muslim youths running amok in Paris and elsewhere... Screw 'em. Mullahs who preach end of times for the western world... Not my concern. Go ahead, blow up a subway, I don't care. Take our planes... There are some particularity gaudy buildings in downtown these days, take 'em down, Jihad style. Let's throw a beheading party... Cheney, Rove and Bush are invited, of course. Heck, let's get Condi there to show off the new styles of Burkkas available from Needless Mark-ups. Don't forget to blow up a few hotels.... No need to worry about the fact that the people there are tourists and civilians. F*ck 'em. F*ck 'em ALL as Metallica would say.

Yes, I've seen the light. I will now shove my head firmly into a large pit of sand and ignore all that is happening in this world. I will make sure my A.C.L.U card is current, and my lunch date with Soros is set for next Tuesday. Mr. Moore and Mr. Beatty are co-numero uno on my Christmas... uh, I mean my "Winter Break" list this year.

I vow to to try and impugn my country as much as possible from now on. I will give comfort and solace to friggin' crazy ass Muslim extremists whenever I can. I figure if I chew about 3 sticks of gum at a time, I will have enough saliva to spit on at least 4 soldiers at once! I think I'll invite Cindy "what son?" Sheehan over for a Tupperware party.

That flag I flew so proudly outside, well, I know where the kindling is for my next bonfire at the beach.I am thinking about starting a campaign to end the racist, bigoted, bullsh*t holiday we all call the 4th of July, because those white dudes DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL THEY WERE DOING. And we all know that if you have pride in your flag, and actually believe in it, then you are a RACIST WAR MONGERING P*SSY!!!

I've got your First Noel you Christian heathens.... How dare you pretend to give to charity. Yeah, right.... You were only trying to suck up to the poor black folks in New Orleans when you opened your homes and fed them, clothed them and gave them comfort in their time of need. And that Salvation Army is obviously a front for Bush's scheme to kill all peacocks in Florida, right after he kicks some puppies.

Oh, yes my friends, I've seen the light!!! Hallelujah!! I have become a Liberal Yahoo, and it feels good.

(Thank you, this post has been brought to you by Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee WI...... )

Yesterday I found myself on a street corner (flame away lieblings), waiving a sign and shouting to cars going by in support of my choice for Mayor of San Diego, Jerry Sanders.

I met a lot of really fantastic people, and had a really good time. Actually except for a few brain dead zombies, who felt it was necessary to extend their middle fingers and shout the opposing Mayoral candidates name (Donna Frye), it was a really positive experience.

But, my absolutely favorite part was when I was approached by a young woman who had been getting gas at the station we were located in front of.

She was a bit shy, but she approached me and asked why I was supporting Jerry. I told her. She then asked me why I was not supporting Donna. I told her. She then said, and this is as close to a direct quote as I can get,"Thank you for giving me a direct and honest answer. I asked several Donna supporters why they were voting for her, and most replied that she was "cool" or that she owned a surf shop, or that the "other guy" was a jerk." She then asked if we had any bumper stickers or more buttons, because I had just convinced her who she should vote for.

Made my heart swell. I did it, did what I try to do everyday online, I helped an uniformed voter turn into an informed voter. She made a choice directly because of what I told her.

Now, for you flamers out there, Jerry Sanders is not a "NEO-CON". He's just a good decent guy, with a plan that might actually work.

Wow, yesterday was a wonderful day. And today, when I cast my vote, it felt pretty darn good. I love Election day.

Those of you that are in California, especially San Diego get out and vote tomorrow.

Let's tell the unions what we think of them.

And as for Mayor of San Diego.... Jerry Sanders is the best choice... Donna Frye has shown her true colors. The liar that she is, and she is part of the problem that got us where we are.

Go Jerry!!!!!

Muslim youths rioting in the streets, burning businesses, threatening people and this is all he has to say. Sounds like a load of P.C.B.S.(Politically Correct Bull Sh*t)

President Jacques Chirac told a weekly Cabinet meeting that "the law must be applied firmly" but "in a spirit of dialogue and respect" to prevent "a dangerous situation" from developing.

News flash Frenchy, a "dangerous situation" has developed.

Rapper 50 Cent has lashed out at fellow hip-hop star Kanye West for accusing US President George W Bush of racism in the wake of Hurricane Katrina.

The star believes human intervention could not have prevented the effects of the hurricane, which killed over a thousand people in the US gulf states in August, and sees no point in reprimanding the President for something which was beyond his control.

Go Fiddy, it's your birthday. I'll meet you In Da Club.

The liberals scream like hookers who lost their pimp, about Bush and his "oil cronies".

So why is it, that one rarely hears about crazed liberal protesters at the gates of any of these big oil companies. They will spit on soldiers, picket about "lies" and who dies, they party like it's 1999 when something that could impugn the Republican party comes out.Come on libbies, how many of you stayed home from work to celebrate the "less than stellar", Fitzmas?

But for all their big words and speeches and cute little signs. They seem like lost little lambs.

Big oil is indeed a problem. With my financial issues being less than ideal this year, paying well over 3 bucks a gallon hurts like a bitch.

Can you liberals out there take a break from doing your darndest to make this country look like shit, and go back to what you are actually useful for? Like kissing banana slugs, saving owl nesting grounds and chaining yourself to big oil companies front gates. Really, make yourself useful. Snap to it.

I'd like around $1.50 a gallon, now get to work.