Friday Funnies!!!

Senator Hillary Clinton was invited to address a major gathering of
the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upper New York State. She
spoke for almost an hour on her future plans for increasing every
Native American's present standard of living, should she one day become the
1st female president.

She referred to her career as a New York
Senator, and how she had signed "YES" for every Indian issue that
came to her desk for approval. Although the Senator was vague on the
details of her plan, she seemed most enthusiastic about her future
ideas for helping her "red sisters and brothers".

At the conclusion of her speech, the Tribes presented the Senator
with a plaque inscribed with her new Indian name -" Walking Eagle."

The proud Senator then departed in her motorcade, waving to the crowds.
A news reporter later inquired of the group of chiefs as to how they came to
select the new name given to the Senator.

They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.