Tuesday, March 07, 2006

NSA: The spies who shagged no one....

So, the left, and some Republicans are all on fire over the NSA wiretapping crap.

But really, that's all it is. Crap.

I'm on the phone with my friend Sue. We are discussing a myriad of topics, such as the best place to get a Brazilian wax, how many times today we thought of ice cold beer or maybe, just maybe, we are discussing that thing about that guy and the girl he's seeing that is also seeing someone else.Or maybe they are both seeing others? Damn, what a conundrum.

Now, is someone listening in? WHO GIVES A FLYING F*CK????????? If someone happened to listen in on my private personal conversations with Sue, they'd probably be bored to tears. Good on them. If the next person they listen to happens to be an assh*le terrorist, bent on killing thousands of people, and they stop him. Even better.

I've got nothing to hide.... Do you?

Now, for those of you who think I'm stupid, a little fun......


I am 14% Idiot.
Friggin Genius
I am not annoying at all. In fact most people come to me for advice. Of course they annoy the hell out of me. But what can I do? I am smarter than most people.

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