Friday Funnies

Q: What’s the difference between a puppy and a liberal?
A: Puppies stop whinning after they grow up.

Q: How many liberals does it take to change a light Bulb?
A: At least ten, as they will need to have a discussion about whether or not the light bulb exists. Even if they can agree upon the existence of the light bulb they still may not change it to keep from alienating those who might use other forms of light.

Q: What's the difference between a Liberal and a bucket of cow manure?
A: The bucket.

Q: What's the difference between a Liberal and a catfish?
A: One is a scum sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish.