Been gone a while.....

Anyone else just want to vomit when they read headlines? It was so pleasant to wake up this morning next to a lake. No computer, no t.v. and no newspaper. (Although the massive turkey vultures circling above reminded me of the MSM.)

For three whole days, the only things I thought about were how to stay cool (impossible in 111 degree heat, even in the shade), sucking down some ice cold brews and cooking killer terryaki chicken with garlic potatoes (perfect, they were perfect.)

To come home to this......... (courtesy of Drudge):

11 PM [EDT] DEADLINE FOR SOLDIER... (They probably killed him already.)
POLL: Britons tire of cruel, vulgar USA... (Oh, the irony.)
Jimmy Carter: We Need Fewer Secrets... (Jimmy, just SHUT UP YOU OLD COOT!!!)
4-YEAR OLD PAGEANT WINNER LOSES CROWN FOR FLIPPING OFF CROWD... (Sad.)
N. Korea Warns of Nuclear War if Attacked... (So ronery....)
Africa invites top anti-Americans to summit... (Time to stop sending Africa a dime of aid.)
CARVILLE: HILLARY CAN WIN... (Shudder.)
Driver Shot For Honking Horn At Traffic Light... (He just honked for pete's sake.)

Revolting.