Friday Funnies

HEADLINE: ANTI-W. SOROS: I QUIT POLITICS! (There is a god!)

Q:How many liberal professors can you get into a VW van?
A:9 if they squeeze in really tight, 37 if you use a woodchipper.

Q: How did Bill and Hilary meet in HS?
A: They were dating the same girl.

Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk and a liberal?
A: There's skid marks before the skunk.

Q:. If three liberals jump off of a bridge across a five hundred foot gorge at the same time, while holding hands, which will hit first?
A: Who Cares?

You might be a Liberal if:

If you have ever used the phrase "protecting prisoner's rights".

If you have ever used the phrase "protecting prisoner's rights".

You file suit against the mall rent-a-cops for posting signs stating
that your bags are subject to inspection.

You've ever said "But look at all the good Ted Kennedy has done for
this country!"

You've ever said "We really should call the ACLU about this."

You believe our government must do it because Europe does.

You think socialism will catch on once society has evolved.