Secret Prisons and Minnie-Abu-Bu-Hate-Da-Jew

"ABC News has learned that President Bush will announce that high-value detainees now being held at secret CIA prisons will be transferred to the Department of Defense and granted protections under the 1949 Geneva Conventions."

How are they secret when we all know about them?

In other news....

Apparently Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, or as I like to call him, Minnie-Abu-bu-hate-da-jew, seems bent on getting his ass kicked. At least according to Drudge.

"The official Islamic Republic News Agency said Ahmadinejad had warned in a speech that anyone who refused to accept an invitation would suffer a bad fate. It said the statement was a reference to Bush's rejection of an invitation by Ahmadinejad for a televised debate."

Bring it beeeeeyotch.