Election Day Humor/Open Thread

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A man bellies up to a bar muttering,"liberal assholes."
A guy next to him says, "Hey I take offense to that".
The man says,"Why, are you a democrat".
No the guy says "I’m an asshole".

Osama bin Ladin and a liberal are trapped in a burning building. You only have time to save one of them......so do you have lunch or go to a movie?

Q: What’s a conservative?
A: A liberal who made it through adolescence.

Vote Democrat!!! It's easier than getting a job!