Federal Judge On Crack

Breaking News: A Federal Judge has ruled that paper money is unfair for blind people.

I'm serious.

"U.S. District Judge James Robertson said the Treasury Department has violated the law, and he ordered the government to come up with ways for the blind to tell bills apart.

He said he wouldn't tell officials how to fix the problem, but he ordered them to begin working on it within 10 days."

On a side note, a customer of mine, when I worked in retail years ago, was blind, he just folded the corners differently for different denominations.