America Sucks Donkey Balls*

America sucks. We are evil, vile, murdering sons of motherless goats. We have nothing to offer the world as a whole.

Nothing good has ever come out of America, nothing.

We will bring about the destruction of all mankind.

Everyone hates us.

We hate everybody.

America alone is responsible for all of mans ills: Disease, global warming, Aids,war, famine, hurricanes, typhoons, earthquakes, global conflicts, Darfur, terrorism, pain, suffering, cancer, crotch rot, nail fungus,beer shortages at the World Cup, Taco Bell's bad green onions,Britney Spears, hip-hop,Paris riots,muzzie rioting over Danish cartoons,the Popes talking smack,Mountain Tapirs being hunted to extinction.........

We are the Great Satan, and we should all just kill ourselves now.

*This post courtesy of your local Moonbat and the AMERICAN MEDIA, who we own. We have kidnapped Jenn and will behead her for her infidel ways. We'd like to thank the AMERICAN MEDIA for spreading our blatant f-ed up propaganda, we'll save you some virgins on the other side.