Just Laugh: Introducing The Burqini

She Wore a Kind of Fetchin', Super Stretchin', Modest Lycra Blue Burqini....and now, may I vomit?

"Muslim ladies down under are finally making a splash — thanks to a new bathing suit known as the "burqini."

"Normally, I'd wear cotton trousers and a top but they get very heavy in the water," said Mecca Laalaa, a trainee for Surf Life Saving Australia. "This meets our cultural requirements."

The suit — designed by Ahiida and available in "slim" and "modest" fits — has a built-in hijab, or head covering, and leaves only the wearer's face, hands and feet exposed."

FECK. Just FECK. No I really mean it FECKING FECK FECK. Double Feck.