Hiring: Need A New Resident Moonbat

I just fired the worthless resident moonbat. I need a new one.

There are requirements:

1) Must have a brain. Slightly used is O.K.
2) Must be able to actually argue a point.
3) Must use actual facts on occasion and things like links and stats.
4) Use of colorful language is acceptable.
5) Have a cute name that we can mock.

Please send applications to Jenn@screwliberals.com.