Liberals Explained

Via IMAO:
* Liberals Put a Strong Emphasis on Feelings: It's a common trope among conservatives that liberals care less about facts and more about feelings. While this is easily dismissed as partisan rancor, it does contribute to an explanation of the use of vulgarity in liberal blog posts.

* They Have the Brains of Chickens: It's common knowledge among the scientific community that if you took a chicken and somehow gave it a human speech center without affecting the rest of the chicken's brain, the chicken would then proceed to spew forth nothing but vulgarity peppered with the occasional ethnic slur in results extremely similar to liberal blog posts. This would seem to indicate many liberals have the brains of chickens, but the mental processes used in speaking strings of swear words is much different than that of typing swear words, so the answer is most likely more complex.

* They're Dumb and They Smell: The most common hypothesis offered in the comments to my blog are that liberals are dumb and they smell. Now, well it is usual to make a judgment of someone's intelligence based on his or her writing, judging the odor of a writer is not an easy thing to do. Still, it can't be denied that when reading the rants of liberal bloggers, one cannot help but assume these writers smell in some sort of unflattering away. While it is possible for someone to be both dumb and smell bad but still speak in a polite manner, numerous scientific studies confirm a high correlation between vulgarity and being dumb and smelly.

So, to use Occam's Razor, the simplest explanation for all the angry profanity on the liberal side of the blogosphere is that all those people are dumb and smell."

That explains it all.