From The Front: Iraq

A US Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an
Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.

On the opposite side of the road was an Army Ranger in a similar but
less serious state.

The Ranger was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both
men,the squad leader asked the injured Ranger what had happened.

The Ranger reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the
highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each
other and both took cover in the ditches along the road".

"I yelled to him that Sadr was a miserable, lowlife, and he
yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat, left wing liberal
drunk".

"So then I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid,
angry lesbian.

He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton".

"And there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a
truck hit us".