Dems Are Bringing Sexy Back? Nah.

Dude.... this just cracked me up... early Friday Funnies.

"The Hill set out recently to discover whether dating has changed in the last six months, and whether Democrats, newly empowered, now have an edge on Republicans when it comes to dating prowess. Some Democrats claim that being in the majority has meant more partying and more dates."

"As one Democratic campaign strategist remarked, “Taking back the majority certainly has its perks. With the shift in power has come a shift in social standing for once-shunned Democratic operatives. It seems everyone from lowly interns to nerdy policy wonks have a full dance card so long as they have a ‘D’ behind their name.”

I love this one.........
"A female GOP staffer observed that her liberal-leaning colleagues have begun dressing differently since November — but she’s still not impressed.

“Democrats have definitely changed their wardrobe,” she said. “It seems they’ve upgraded from mock-turtlenecks and sport coats to black dress shirts with monochromatic Regis Philbin-style ties.”

But she indicated that it would be hard for her to find a Democrat attractive. “Unfortunately, [creating a new wardrobe] is a futile endeavor,” the aide said. “Nothing can make a Democrat more attractive to a well-bred, pearl-donning Republican lady.”

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!! She said pearl-donning!!!!!

And the proof is here......"One female staffer admitted that she wasn’t interested in Democratic guys, even though they are in the majority and she shares the same political views.

“I am sooooo not into Dem guys even though I am a Dem,” the aide wrote in an e-mail. “Republican boys are generally more attractive, sharper dressers and throw better parties.”