Cute Little Pet Liberals

Remember folks if you are going to keep cute little pet liberals, they must be house broken.

"According to a Capitol Hill newspaper, police are unable to solve the mystery of the "CaCa caper."

"Usually, if a turd gets into the Senate, it’s because he or she was elected," Emily Heil reports for Roll Call. "But on Wednesday, several large piles of actual, non metaphorical 'No. 2' found their way into the Capitol, and the source isn’t yet clear."

Bad liberals, bad, I shall now whack you with a rolled up NYT.

Buy one today for your liberal "friend".