Obama Bin Loser Is Dead

I'm tellin' ya, this is all a ploy, the geezer took a dirt nap ages ago.

"A new al-Qaida videotape posted Sunday on a militant Web site featured a short, undated clip of a weary-looking Osama bin Laden praising martyrdom." Yeah, yeah,yeah I think if he is alive he needs to practice what he preaches and go "martyr" himself, alone in the middle of the desert, take out a few camel spiders.