Secrets? We Don Need No Steenkin' Secrets

Seriously, I don't get this: "Secret Document: U.S. Fears Terror 'Spectacular' Planned", this headline via ABC.

1) Obviously it is in no way secret if I just pulled this up on Drudge.
2) Uh, that's not what Chertoff said. Not that I'd buy his shizznet at a 75% off clearance sale.(Chertoff said that the United States did not have "have any specific credible evidence that there's an attack focused on the United States at this point.")

"A secret U.S. law enforcement report, prepared for the Department of Homeland Security, warns that al Qaeda is planning a terror "spectacular" this summer, according to a senior official with access to the document."

O.K. hands all around of people who think that anyone who leaks "secret U.S. law enforcement reports" should be drawn and quartered.