Damn That Commie China

Dude is it just me or is China trying to kill us?

Let's look at the facts: Contaminated pet food, faulty tires, toothpaste laced with chemicals and lead-laden toys such as Thomas the Train engines and wooden drums. Easy Bake ovens, Polly pockets, Doggie Day Care play sets, recalled. A myriad of seafood. They killed scores of beloved family pets, I believe mine was included, with their tainted wheat gluten.

"China's quality-control watchdog said that nearly one-fifth of the products sold in China that it studied failed to meet the country's quality standards." That's just the shizznet they studied.

Yup, they're trying to kill us.