Dear Al Qaeda Guys, We're Watching You!

"The FBI's Joint Terrorism Task Force is monitoring a number of northern New Jersey residents with ties to Al Qaeda, according to a report.

Federal counter-terrorism officials in New Jersey told the Record of Bergen County that agents have disrupted their activities and deported several.

"There are many people who are like-minded who want to commit acts of terrorism and have just not taken that extra step," Kevin Cruise, the director of the bureau's 100-member task force in Newark, N.J., told the Record, calling the individuals "facilitators."

Every major terrorist organization in the world, except the Taliban, has contacts in northern New Jersey, the paper reports."

Now, I for one think it's a bit retarded to announce to the enemy every GD step we are taking to whoop their collective jihadi asses. But in this case I think it makes good sense. Kinda like, hey, we're watching you, so put down the suicide belt and hand grenade-n-nail stuffed backpack and step slowly away.

The thing that bothers me about this story is this sentence:"Every major terrorist organization in the world, except the Taliban, has contacts in northern New Jersey."

Now we probably know this from the evil Chimpy McHitlerburton's scheme to spy on all Americans via that nasty ole illegal wiretapping. I'm cool with that. But why are they there? I mean, how did they get in? And why are they still there?