Tuesday "News" Roundup

War on Thanksgiving continues: On kids dressing up as Indians and Pilgrims,"Some say having students dress up as pilgrims and Native Americans is 'demeaning.' Their opponents say they are elitists injecting politics into a simple children's celebration." Screw the elitist liberal douche bag parents.


War on Christmas @ Florida Gulf Coast University,"FGCU administration has banned all holiday decorations from common spaces on campus and canceled a popular greeting card design contest, which is being replaced by an ugly sweater competition. In Griffin Hall, the university's giving tree for needy preschoolers has been transformed into a "giving garden." More total douchebaggery.

The Russians are coming, the Russians are coming...."New Russian President Seems To Be Reviving Adversarial Relations With The U.S."

Vaclav Klaus, the possible new President of the EU called Al Gore,"an "apostle of arrogance". Gotta like the guy.

Then there's the bailout mania,No on Prop 8 judges switching sides (possibly) and Venezuela acting like the scum they are.