And Now, The News

Obama hates white people....Thousands flee Fargo ahead of menacing floodwaters...

Stimulus funds to be used to try to curtail suicide attempts....That's "stimulating" how?

File this under WHAT THE FUCK:Connecticut School Bans Physical Contact:
East Shore M.S. Outlaws "High-Fives," "Hugging" And Horseplay Of Any Kind; Violators May Face Expulsion....R U KIDDING????

Russia plans to create Arctic military force.....Ummmmmm...........

Force? Kansas Governor Signs Bill Ensuring Those Seeking Abortions Can See Ultrasound First......

Camera spies? Proposal to Track Uninsured With Red-Light Cameras Has Cities Seeing Big Money.....