All right I have had enough, time for a constitutional amendment banning political correctness.
"Untie the yellow ribbons. That's what the local town board of Litchfield is telling several people who have tied ribbons around five trees on the Litchfield Green.
The reason they need to come down, the board says, is because the ribbons that show support for American soldiers overseas will set a precedent for other causes to put up ribbons. They also say the current ribbons cause a dangerous tree killing fungus."
1.) Ribbons do not give trees fungus.
2.) This is BULLSHIT.
H/T American Conservative