"Tea Partiers are storming the Capitol tomorrow, and Democrats are preparing to roll out the red carpet.Make COFFEE???? available???? Bastards. It's a trap.
In a memo sent to freshman and sophomore lawmakers, Rep. Chris Van Hollen (D-Md.), a member of the House leadership, urges lawmakers to make special accommodations to prepare for the protesters, ranging from refreshments to extra staff members.
Among the suggestions:
Consider having some light snacks, H2O, and coffee available;
Have multiple guest books/comment sheets available for all visitors to sign-in and leave comments
Have a Capitol Directory and map available to direct visitors to their Member of Congress and written instructions on how to get over to the Senate side of the Hill."
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