Litigious Idiocy: Chipotle Experience

I read this in the newspaper this morning and almost passed out laughing at the sheer idiocy of this lawsuit.

Some paraplegic guy who is apparently a HUGE fan of burrito's has seen fit to sue Chipotle Mexican Grill because they failed to give him the "Chipotle Experience".

I can't make this stuff up. "Antoninetti still wishes to enjoy the "Chipotle experience"—seeing all the ingredients on display and watching his burrito assembled and rolled—quickly and without inconveniencing employees or other customers."

Here's the thing I don't see mentioned anywhere in the lawsuit...he can order his burrito online and see pictures of all the ingredients and what they look like etc.

Here's another thought....stop going to Chipotle and go elsewhere. Idiot. On a side note, the Burrito Bowls at Chipotle are DA BOMB.