Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Republican Party Animals

I have found my home amongst the Elephants.

The Republican Party Animals, the drinking, smoking, cussing wing of the GOP.

"The group's motto? "We are not the stereotype of the typical Republican. We drink. We smoke. We cuss. We like ‘The Simpsons’ and ‘Family Guy,’ but we love ‘South Park.’ We are Goldwater Girls Gone Wild and cynical punk rockers and drunk frat boys and bong-toting Burkeans and chain smoking blue collars and right-wing ravers and conservative clubbers and postmodern iconoclasts and Wall Streeters partying like it's 1982."
Perfection.

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