FDA To Ban Caffeinated Booze

"U.S. regulators are poised to ban the sale of caffeine-containing alcoholic drinks amid rising safety concerns, in a blow to several small but fast-growing drinks companies."

They came first for the Happy Meals,

and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a lover of Happy Meals.

Then they came for the Soda,

and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a fan of any carbonated drink that isn't beer.

Then they came for the Caffeinated Booze,

and I didn't speak up because I wasn't able to drink Caffeine.

Then they came for me

and by that time no one was left to speak up.

As Bob would say...."WHAT'S NEXT? WHAT'S NEXT? WHAT'S NEXT?"