Dear South Korea,
Please open your borders to the downtrodden and abused people to your north. When the innocents flood in, please shut the door after them. THEN and only then please turn North Korea into a glass ashtray.
"North Korea fired dozens of artillery shells onto a South Korean island on Tuesday, killing one person, setting homes ablaze and triggering an exchange of fire as the South's military went on top alert.May Operation WUP ASS begin.
In what appeared to be one of the most serious border incidents since the 1950-53 war, South Korean troops fired back with cannon, the government convened in an underground war room and "multiple" air force jets scrambled."