Listen up Democrats....this weekend you had better just stay the fuck home...
"Harvard: July 4th Parades Are Right-WingBecause heaven forbid Democrats love their country. We all know they don't. Tell us something we do NOT know Harvard.
Democratic political candidates can skip this weekend's July 4th parades. A new Harvard University study finds that July 4th parades energize only Republicans, turn kids into Republicans, and help to boost the GOP turnout of adults on Election Day.
"Fourth of July celebrations in the United States shape the nation's political landscape by forming beliefs and increasing participation, primarily in favor of the Republican Party," said the report from Harvard."