Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Obama Should Consider Pan Handling

Oh this shit just keeps getting better and better...everyone has jumped off Barry's sinking ship and now he's positively BEGGING for money and he sounds both desperate and really more than a little pathetic.

Just got this e-mail from him:

Jenn --

I will be the first president in modern history to be outspent in his re-election campaign, if things continue as they have so far.(Yeah asshole because we fucking loathe you.)

I'm not just talking about the super PACs and anonymous outside groups -- I'm talking about the Romney campaign itself. Those outside groups just add even more to the underlying problem. (LOL... like all your "foreign" donors"?)

The Romney campaign raises more than we do, and the math isn't hard to understand: Through the primaries, we raised almost three-quarters of our money from donors giving less than $1,000, while Mitt Romney's campaign raised more than three-quarters of its money from individuals giving $1,000 or more. (BECAUSE WE WANT YOU THE FUCK BACK IN SHITCAGO!!!)

And, again, that's not including the massive outside spending by super PACs and front groups funneling up to an additional billion dollars into ads trashing me, you, and everything we believe in. (Awwww poor guy....missing the AFL-CIO money already????)

We can be outspent and still win -- but we can't be outspent 10 to 1 and still win.

More than 2.2 million Americans have already chipped in for us, and I'm so grateful for it. As we face this week's fundraising deadline, will you make a donation of $3 or more today? (That's a lot of idiots.)

Every donation you make today automatically enters you to join Michelle and me for one of the last grassroots dinners of this campaign -- today is your last chance to get your name in. (I'd rather eat rat brains with a side of Ebola than dine with you and your....thing.)

These dinners represent how we do things differently. My opponent spent this past weekend at a secretive retreat for the biggest donors to both his campaign and the super PACs that support him. (Oh puh-leeze....still waiting to see all the transparency asshole.)

I've got other responsibilities I'm attending to. (Yeah like ruining a country, bowing to foreign dictators and hiding behind executive privilege.)

Donate today to stand for our kind of politics: (Shitcago Thuggery???? NO THANKS BARRY.)


Thank you,

Ah yes, I love the smell of desperation in my opponents campaign.

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