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Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Boycott Black Thursday

I call myself a disgusting greedy capitalist AND run a business and even I think that opening a store on Thanksgiving is repugnant. Certain things are sacred. Thanksgiving and it's glorious food, booze and football lovliness should NOT be interrupted by anything other than full global nuclear war.



Resist the urge and stay the fuck home. Show these greedy bitches we all need at least two days off a year.

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