So when I heard about his death I felt joy. I laughed at the pictures of people lined up for miles to piss on his grave. I smiled that the world just became a little bit lighter now that that POS bastard is gone.
And then I thought about how like him that sounded. He was no Osama. He was no Hitler. He was just a tiny little man who was mean as hell and a total jerkface scum bag. So I thought on it some more.
I decided I'd honor his passing. I'd be the better person.
Who did Phelps hate more than anything? Gays and Soldiers.
So in Fred Phelps name I donated to:
Gary Sinise Foundation
And...
I donated to Best Friends Animal Sanctuary....someone once told me one of the dogs there was gay.
On a side note, I gather he is not having a funeral. Little man full of fear carries it to the grave. Good night sir, I am sure you'll be warm where you are.
