American Terrorists: Walmart Shoppers

"A Wal-Mart worker died after being trampled when hundreds of shoppers smashed through the doors of a Long Island store Friday morning."

Hey I am ALL FOR a good deal but this is crazy. It's not the stores, it's the people. I used to think it was fun, but after last year when 3 times I got elbowed, rammed and slapped, I opted out this year.

Still Crazy After All These Years

"It's what you have to do when you fly - use X-ray machines, metal detectors, and deal with liquid restrictions in your carry-on luggage. You know the drill.

Security checkpoints are just part of travel these days. They're supposed to keep us safe, so we use them - but not all of us and not all the time.

We've discovered a 4.5 hour time frame each night when virtually anything can be brought into the secure side of Phoenix Sky Harbor Airport. There's no metal detector, no X-ray machine, and it's apparently not a problem.

Afraid to show her face, one long time Sky Harbor employee talks about the security most people don't see.

Lisa Fletcher: "You're telling me Sky Harbor's not safe?"

Employee: "I'm telling you Sky Harbor's not safe and hasn't been for a long time."

Seriously are we that FUCKING STUPID?????????? 5 years later?????????

ANSWER: YES.