I've seen the light! Praise the Lawd!!!!!

I was told by a liberal today, and many times before, that I need to "see the light". Yes, I've seen the light and it was really bright.... I put on my shades now.

Things have become very clear to me.

We need to forget the war on "terror". Forget the events that led us to today. And embrace our freedom fighting friends.

Homicide bombers: Who cares? 20+ years of death and destruction on America interests, and civilians, not my problem! Violent Muslim youths running amok in Paris and elsewhere... Screw 'em. Mullahs who preach end of times for the western world... Not my concern. Go ahead, blow up a subway, I don't care. Take our planes... There are some particularity gaudy buildings in downtown these days, take 'em down, Jihad style. Let's throw a beheading party... Cheney, Rove and Bush are invited, of course. Heck, let's get Condi there to show off the new styles of Burkkas available from Needless Mark-ups. Don't forget to blow up a few hotels.... No need to worry about the fact that the people there are tourists and civilians. F*ck 'em. F*ck 'em ALL as Metallica would say.

Yes, I've seen the light. I will now shove my head firmly into a large pit of sand and ignore all that is happening in this world. I will make sure my A.C.L.U card is current, and my lunch date with Soros is set for next Tuesday. Mr. Moore and Mr. Beatty are co-numero uno on my Christmas... uh, I mean my "Winter Break" list this year.

I vow to to try and impugn my country as much as possible from now on. I will give comfort and solace to friggin' crazy ass Muslim extremists whenever I can. I figure if I chew about 3 sticks of gum at a time, I will have enough saliva to spit on at least 4 soldiers at once! I think I'll invite Cindy "what son?" Sheehan over for a Tupperware party.

That flag I flew so proudly outside, well, I know where the kindling is for my next bonfire at the beach.I am thinking about starting a campaign to end the racist, bigoted, bullsh*t holiday we all call the 4th of July, because those white dudes DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL THEY WERE DOING. And we all know that if you have pride in your flag, and actually believe in it, then you are a RACIST WAR MONGERING P*SSY!!!

I've got your First Noel you Christian heathens.... How dare you pretend to give to charity. Yeah, right.... You were only trying to suck up to the poor black folks in New Orleans when you opened your homes and fed them, clothed them and gave them comfort in their time of need. And that Salvation Army is obviously a front for Bush's scheme to kill all peacocks in Florida, right after he kicks some puppies.

Oh, yes my friends, I've seen the light!!! Hallelujah!! I have become a Liberal Yahoo, and it feels good.

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