Friday Funnies!

Funnies with a Texas Twist today, courtesy of a visitor, who sent me an e-mail. ; )
(A little early, I'll be out of town till Monday, and completely ignoring any type of electronic communication.)

Texas Air Control Tower

Dallas ATC: "Tower to Iraqi Air 357 You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."

Iraqi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised!!"

Dallas ATC "Tower to Iran Air 711 You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."

Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great !!"

Pause: Static.............

Iraqi Air: "DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!!!"

Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Iraqi Air 911?"

Iraqi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!!
WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!

Dallas ATC: Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- ya hear?.

Moral: DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS!!!

Have a great weekend all.