Monday, January 22, 2007

Breakin' News! Al-Quaeda In Iraq Hates Us!

This just in....Al Quaeda in Iraq hates us and want's us dead! In a new video, Al Qaeda's second-in-command Ayman al-Zawahiri, we'll call him Bob, taunts President Bush over his security plan for Iraq. Like a petulant 3 year old.

"Why send 20,000 only, why not send 50 or 100 thousand?" al-Zawahiri AKA Bob asks in a video intercepted by SITE Institute. "Aren't you aware that the dogs of Iraq are pining for your troops' dead bodies?" Reeeeeeaaaaly? Bob's got some real maturity issues.

In other news, here's some more Muzzies that want to blow us up....Not one story about any Muzzies sending us flowers. I'm shocked.

"Mimicking the hijackers who executed the Sept. 11 attacks, insurgents reportedly tied to al Qaeda in Iraq considered using student visas to slip terrorists into the United States to orchestrate a new attack on American soil." they need student Visa's the border is WIDE FRICKIN' OPEN!!!! A-HOLES!!!!
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