Gay "Cure"

"While several studies find homosexuality in humans and other animals is biological rather than learned, a question remains over whether it's a hard-wired phenomenon or one that can be altered.

A new study finds that both drugs and genetic manipulation can turn the homosexual behavior of fruit flies on and off within a matter of hours."

Uh....please tell me my tax dollars were not used here. On a side note: Why the hell do you think they call them "fruit" flies?????