Lump Of Coal Award Goes To......

"Art Conrad has an issue with the commercialism of Christmas, and his protest has gone way beyond just shunning the malls or turning off his television. The Bremerton resident nailed Santa Claus to a 15-foot crucifix in front of his house.

"Santa has been perverted from who he started out to be," Conrad said. "Now he's the person being used by corporations to get us to buy more stuff."

A photo of the crucified Santa adorns his Christmas cards, with the message "Santa died for your MasterCard."

Presents are fun, and part of Christmas. It is what you make of it; spreading love and compassion, good will and cheer. Helping those less fortunate and making time to talk to those who are alone. Time spent with loved ones, including spotted four legged love children. Oh and a shit load of fatty foods.

Here you go Art, enjoy your lump of coal you mean ass nasty ole Grinch.
And here I add some cuteness to shake off some of the ickyness: