Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Ron Paul Vs. God or Mike Huckabee

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How frickin' lame can this election cycle get?

I was up VERY early this morning and Fox News had Ron Paul on for a few minutes to talk about his crazy ass 6 million dollar fund raising tea party on Sunday.

So the blond chick asked Dr. Paul some questions which he answered with only slightly cognizant responses and then she played a snippit of Mike Huckabee's newest ad. In the background is a CHRISTMAS tree and what looks like a shelf with Christmas ornaments on it to me, but apparently in the name of hatred for all things Christian, it's a CROSS!!!! Oooooohhhhhh!!!!! Aaaahhhhhhh!!!! You be the judge. So the blond chick asked Ron Paul what he thought of the "cross", Paul's response was: "When fascism comes it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross".

If I didn't already think Ron Paul was a psycho nut job, this little ditty firmly cemented that fact.

UPDATED:
Found this surfing, love it, describes Paulette's to a T:

Ron Paul supporters will leave comments trying to tell me how wrong I am. Then, they inevitably will:

A) mention the Constitution while simultaneously masturbating to a their Constitution screen saver/copy of the Constitution framed on their desk/picture of Ron Paul doing it with the Constitution,
B) ask me retarded rhetorical questions like "do you hate America?" or "do you like having rights?" or "do you hate big government?" in a lame attempt to get me to somehow have an epiphany that a geriatric vagina doctor that is the laughing stock of America will be the savior of the nation,
C) mention something like "Ron Paul is the only hope for America" or "Ron Paul will bring out the true America," or "I want Ron Paul to make me his sex slave," "I wish Ron Paul would do it with my mom," etc.
D) start with veiled, passive-aggressive insults such as "apparently you don't look into the issues," "when did you stop reading the issues," or "I guess you like having others decide on the issues for you," to which I will likely imply that said commenter was sexually abused as a child. This will lead to E, the part where the crazy leaks out, and the Paulites will start,
E) hurling violent insults, then going to a Ron Paul message board and complaining about how much I suck, posting a link to my site, getting other Paulites to visit and comment, and the cycle continues.


LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

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