Whatever Happened To Ron Paul?

I mean all those Paultards spamming polls, The R"LOVE"ution, the frenzied trolls who would swarm anti-Ron Paul posts. Sometimes I miss them.*
(*Not really.)

The Ron Paul "Paultards" Stuffing Ballots Again

Why do the followers of Ron Paul think that repeatedly voting in online polls makes their candidate look better? Look at the numbers below and ask yourself if you think that is an accurate poll.

From the San Diego Union Tribune:

Yeah right, in fact the paper even says,"Could there have been some ballot stuffing for one long shot candidate?" Of course there was, and it only makes them look more desperate and childish.

Republican Debate

Missed it. Here's my take on the aftermath.

Best line of the night: Fred Thompson on Iran's little boat stunt on Sunday,"I think one more step and they would have been introduced to those virgins that they're looking forward to seeing."

Clearly the Paul Bots were out in full force. From what I saw Paul just showed himself as the loser he is. Yet they were texting away giving Paul a "win" via text poll. Lame.

The invocation of Ronald Reagan is wearing thinner on a daily basis. No better than the Democrat mantra of "we need change", the "I'm the Reagan" BS is tired, worn and needs to be put to sleep.

All in all? Winner was Fred Thompson. Loser Ron Paul. The rest stayed status quo.

Ho Ho Ho: Ron Paul Likes His Earmarks

Weak excuses.
"Republican presidential hopeful Ron Paul on Sunday defended his efforts in Congress to bring home money to his Texas district, despite his long-held aversion to big government and congressional votes to rein in federal spending.

“I’ve never voted for an earmark in my life,” the Texas congressman said under questioning on NBC’s “Meet the Press” about reports that he has requested hundreds of millions of dollars for special projects in his home district.

“I put them in because I represent people who are asking for some of their money back,” said Paul, who likened it to taking a tax credit. “I’m against the tax system, but I take all my tax credits. I want to get their money back for the people.”

Uh yeah sure. NO TAXES... but gimme some, gimme some! Ron Paul gets a lump of coal as well.

Ron Paul Vs. God or Mike Huckabee

How frickin' lame can this election cycle get?

I was up VERY early this morning and Fox News had Ron Paul on for a few minutes to talk about his crazy ass 6 million dollar fund raising tea party on Sunday.

So the blond chick asked Dr. Paul some questions which he answered with only slightly cognizant responses and then she played a snippit of Mike Huckabee's newest ad. In the background is a CHRISTMAS tree and what looks like a shelf with Christmas ornaments on it to me, but apparently in the name of hatred for all things Christian, it's a CROSS!!!! Oooooohhhhhh!!!!! Aaaahhhhhhh!!!! You be the judge. So the blond chick asked Ron Paul what he thought of the "cross", Paul's response was: "When fascism comes it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross".

If I didn't already think Ron Paul was a psycho nut job, this little ditty firmly cemented that fact.

UPDATED:
Found this surfing, love it, describes Paulette's to a T:

Ron Paul supporters will leave comments trying to tell me how wrong I am. Then, they inevitably will:

A) mention the Constitution while simultaneously masturbating to a their Constitution screen saver/copy of the Constitution framed on their desk/picture of Ron Paul doing it with the Constitution,
B) ask me retarded rhetorical questions like "do you hate America?" or "do you like having rights?" or "do you hate big government?" in a lame attempt to get me to somehow have an epiphany that a geriatric vagina doctor that is the laughing stock of America will be the savior of the nation,
C) mention something like "Ron Paul is the only hope for America" or "Ron Paul will bring out the true America," or "I want Ron Paul to make me his sex slave," "I wish Ron Paul would do it with my mom," etc.
D) start with veiled, passive-aggressive insults such as "apparently you don't look into the issues," "when did you stop reading the issues," or "I guess you like having others decide on the issues for you," to which I will likely imply that said commenter was sexually abused as a child. This will lead to E, the part where the crazy leaks out, and the Paulites will start,
E) hurling violent insults, then going to a Ron Paul message board and complaining about how much I suck, posting a link to my site, getting other Paulites to visit and comment, and the cycle continues.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

Ron Paul: Crazy Insane or Insane Crazy?

Great article on the inconsistancies and psychosis of Ron Paul, here are the highlights:

1)"Ron Paul is inconsistent. He rails against the Bush administration for its supposed assault on civil liberties, yet when he was asked at one of the debates whether Scooter Libby deserved a pardon, he said no. “He doesn’t deserve one because he was instrumental in leading the Congress and the people to support a war that we didn’t need to be in.” Notice that he didn’t say it was because Libby was guilty of committing a crime. No, because Libby argued for a policy with which Paul disagreed, he deserved to serve time in prison. Ron Paul, the libertarian, who presumably values liberty above all, is willing to deprive someone else of his because of a policy disagreement?"

Interesting.

2)"Ron Paul is unserious. Suggesting that you will eliminate the IRS, the CIA, the FBI and other government agencies within weeks of taking office is ridiculous. These are bumper stickers, not serious reform proposals."

True.

3)"Ron Paul is too cozy with kooks and conspiracy theorists.Ron Paul’s newspaper column was carried by the American Free Press (a parent publication of the Hitler-praising Barnes Review). Paul has appeared on the Alex Jones radio program not once, not twice, but three times. Jones is the sort who believes that black helicopters are coming to impose a police state on America. Ron Paul has even appeared in a Jones film, Endgame, the point of which is apparently that the Bilderbergers are plotting to control the world."

Ron Paul: All Sketchy Like

"Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul, aided by an extraordinary outpouring of Internet support Monday, hauled in more than $3.5 million in 20 hours."

Come on this circus freak raises that much in 20 hours? WTF?
I found this interesting article here that I realy must quote:
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My favorite comment is this one: "How about, "Ron Paul inhales vigorously!"? Classic.

Michael Medved Vs. Ron Paul: UPDATED

The Ron Paul R"love"tion is here! Looks like the nutty of the nuttiest have graced my humble blog in support of the vile Dr.Paul. Look folks there's an old saying... if it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, it must be a duck. Ron Paul has been on the scum sucking Alex Jones show numerous times. That alone is enough for me.

DOWN WITH RON PAUL.

Dear Congressman Paul:

Your Presidential campaign has drawn the enthusiastic support of an imposing collection of Neo-Nazis, White Supremacists, Holocaust Deniers, 9/11 “Truthers” and other paranoid and discredited conspiracists.

Do you welcome- or repudiate – the support of such factions?

More specifically, your columns have been featured for several years in the American Free Press –a publication of the nation’s leading Holocaust Denier and anti-Semitic agitator, Willis Carto. His book club even recommends works that glorify the Nazi SS, and glowingly describe the “comforts and amenities” provided for inmates of Auschwitz.

Have your columns appeared in the American Free Press with your knowledge and approval?

As a Presidential candidate, will you now disassociate yourself, clearly and publicly, from the poisonous propaganda promoted in such publications?

As a guest on my syndicated radio show, you answered my questions directly and fearlessly.

Will you now answer these pressing questions, and eliminate all associations between your campaign and some of the most loathsome fringe groups in American society?

Along with my listeners (and many of your own supporters), I eagerly await your response.

Respectfully, Michael Medved

Let's place bets folks.... Ron Paul gonna answer?

I think... No.